It took
Aquaman’s reputation decades to recover from being mocked as the guy who “talks
to fish” on Saturday Night Live. However, people often forget that
Hawkman could also talk to birds (at least on some Earths he could).
Admittedly, birds have much greater surveillance and intel applications. Plus,
Hawkman flies and has greater-than-average strength. Nevertheless, he has
mostly been a supporting character in film and television. Still, he had a rare
solo spotlight on the 1979 Qube/Nickelodeon motion comic series, Video
Comics, which you can find online to celebrate his Earth 1 birthday today.
Motion
comics are pretty much what they sound like: a camera panning and scanning over
comics pages, while voice actors read the dialogue and descriptive boxes. Early
in its existence, the network that became Nickelodeon commissioned the Video
Comics motion comic series to serve as filler, licensing content from their
corporate cousin DC. Rights were probably unavailable for marquee characters.
Regardless, DC apparently saw this as a venue to promote second-tier characters
like Hawkman and Swamp Thing or fourth-tier characters like Space Ranger. The
series disappeared in the early 1980s and only two legit superhero episodes
have escaped online.
“Hawkman”
is only nine minutes, adapting a back-up story from a 1970s issue of Detective
Comics. In this case, the detective/superhero from Thanagar takes a case
that might better suit Scooby-Do and Mystery Incorporated. Someone is
regularly stealing from Bleakhill Manor, a converted museum that specializes in
military art. However, the thief only takes the replica arms that accompany the
priceless art.
Frankly,
this storyline does not pass the logic test, but it is pleasant enough on a
Scooby-Do level. It also shows Hawkman in his element, wielding hardcore
medieval weaponry. However, it it is pretty clear E. Nelson Bridwell’s story
was quickly written to fill out pages.
In
contrast, “Swamp Thing” is a full 20-minute origin story. Technically, this is
Swamp Thing #2, Alec Holland, rather Swamp Thing #1, Alex Olsen (from House
of Secrets #92), but they suffer much the same fate. Holland is the Swamp
Thing everyone knows from the Wes Craven film and subsequent series. (If DC
knew how big Swamp Thing would get, they probably would not have licensed him for
Video Comics.)
Holland
and his wife Linda are developing a Garden of Eden-like formula in their secret
lab nestled in the Louisiana bayous. The government assigned Agent Matt Cable
to protect them, but he is a bit of an idiot. However, he waxes quite poetic
over the spooky swamp country, where he grew up as a lad. Tragically, he cannot
protect Holland from the shadowy syndicate out to buy, steal, or destroy his
formula. However, his own research saves his life—but at the cost of his
humanity.
If there is an asteroid or a kaiju threatening Earth, the Justice League
can handle it. Dark magic is a trickier business. Fortunately, Marvel’s Dr.
Strange does not have a monopoly on magical superheroing. However, Batman must
look outside to League to recruit several specialized “consultants,” including
John Constantine, Zatanna, and Deadman, to stop an evil mystical force in Jay
Oliva’s Justice League Dark, one of several animated DC films coming to
Tubi this Saturday.
Batman,
Wonder Woman, and Superman have all encountered several otherwise law-abiding
citizens committing heinous violent crimes, while claiming to be defending
themselves from demonic monsters. Unfortunately, this epidemic is magical in
origin, but Batman is skeptical, until Boston Brand, a.k.a. Deadman, sends him
an unsubtle message, suggesting he seek out Constantine.
Of
course, the comic and animated Constantine is considerably more British than
Keanu Reeves. He might even be more difficult to deal with. Fortunately, he
quickly enlists Zatanna, the magician with actual magical powers, who helps
moderate the supernatural detective’s prickliness. Constantine also helps
facilitate communication by casting a spell allowing Batman to see Deadman, the
deceased acrobat granted the ability to possess bodies.
Together,
they take a wild tour of DC’s occult underbelly, starting with Alec Holland,
a.k.a. Swamp Thing, who would obviously be quite an informed source regarding
happenings in Gotham and Metropolis. Frankly, it is not always clear how all
the dots connect (or if they even do) in JLD, which is somewhat ironic,
since it is an original story rather than an attempt to condense a multi-issue
story-arc into less than 90 minutes.
However,
it is highly entertaining to watch DC’s darker heroes “assemble.” Clearly, JLD
must be fun, since it was the first animated DC film to carry an R-rating. Even
if the causal relations are murky, it is very cool to watch them plum the
occult depths, which Oliva and the animators render with surprising clarity.
The fiercely materialistic Batman (voiced with utter dead seriousness by Jason
O’Mara) makes a perfect skeptical foil, due to the darkness of his soul.
Indeed,
Zatanna’s stock has risen considerably since its release (at least in the LCS
world). Fans will also appreciate hearing Constantine’s English snarkiness, the
way his creators intended, but those who really dig the film will be happy to
hear Jeremy Davies reprising his role as Constantine’s creepy friend Ritchie
Simpson.
The battle of the comic book bayou beasts was really no contest. Marvel had
Man-Thing, who is still best remembered as an associate of Howard the Duck. DC published
The Swamp Thing, which was written for several years by a young Alan
Moore and inspired Wes Craven’s cult-favorite film. A campy sequel and an early
1990s cable series eventually followed. Given DC’s current success with episodic
television, it made sense for them to take another whack at the character for
their streaming service, but they announced the first season would also be the last,
shortly after its premiere. Yet, somewhat appropriately, Xi’s Covid epidemic prompted
an opportunity for the mucky brooder to rise again, when the CW picked up the
network broadcast rights to season one of Gary Dauberman & Mark Verheiden’s
Swamp Thing, which premieres on free TV this Wednesday.
CDC
field investigator Dr. Abby Arcane has returned to her hometown of Marais, LA,
where some strange viral outbreak has rattled the community (can we relate?). Her
teenaged years there were difficult, for tragic reasons we will soon discover,
so she is less than thrilled to be back. However, the nature of the pestilence is
so severe, she accepts the inevitable awkwardness. Consulting with Alec
Holland, a talented but somewhat disreputable scientist hired by local big-wig
Avery Sunderland, proves illuminating. He was hired to track the accelerated
growth effects of a “mutagen” Sunderland’s business is developing, but he
discovered illegal mega-dumpings of the serum have been systematically released
into the swamp.
There
seems to be a connection between the mutagen and the virus, but the nature of
the latter remains unclear. Sadly, Holland winds up dead for his efforts, but
not dead enough. Somehow, the mutagen transformed him into a big hulking plant
creature—or something like that. His cellular structure is radically altered
but he still has his memories and continues to carry a torch for Arcane, who in
turn yearns to cure the man she was developing feelings for.
This
review is based on the episodes that are available on DVD and VOD, which will
be slightly edited for length and content when they air on the CW. That means
they will be a bit shorter and slightly less fun, because one of the best aspects
of this Swamp Thing are the macabre mutant-plant effects and the wild
body horror they often produce.
Regardless,
the way the latest Swamp Thing series embraces the horror elements of
the franchise is quite effective (logically so, given James Wan’s executive
producer imprimatur). The effects really do work and the Southern Gothic elements
compliment the mad science quite nicely (from a fan’s perspective). Yet, one of
the biggest discoveries is how cool the relatively minor DC Universe super-hero
The Blue Devil turns out to be, when given an unexpected supporting role. We’d
rather see a spin-off series for him, rather than a second season for Swampy.
Be
that as it may, Dauberman & Verheiden’s Swamp Thing earns a lot of
good will for showcasing some talented 80’s and 90’s-era character thesps,
including 90210’s Ian Ziering, who constantly gives the show a jolt of energy
as Daniel Cassidy, who is and will become the Blue Devil. Likewise, it is
always entertaining to see Will Patton do what he does best as the villainous
Sunderland. Virginia Madsen constantly forces viewers to re-evaluate their assumptions
regarding Maria Sunderland, the evil big-shot’s profoundly grieving wife. Yet,
it is Jennifer Beals who constantly surprises as the cynical and decidedly
unpredictable Sheriff Lucilia Cable.
Crystal
Reed manages to project all of Arcane’s guilt-ridden angst without taxing
viewer patience, which really is quite an accomplishment. She also forges some
genuinely credible chemistry with Andy Bean as the flesh-and-blood Holland and
Derek Mears as his giant fungal analog.
For
true-green fans, Mears has big, muddy shoes to fill, since the late Dick Durock
portrayed the monstrous super-hero in both films and the previous TV series,
but he really gives the show tortured soul, very much in the Universal monster
tradition. However, there are times when Kevin Durand is maybe a little too
campy as the arrogant and untrustworthy scientist, Dr. Jason Woodrue. In
contrast, Macon Blair chews the scenery with just the right level of hamminess
as the Phantom Stranger.
Reportedly, DC Universe cut their order from
thirteen episodes to ten after production commences, so it only stands to
reason that plenty of loose ends remain unresolved. Fans should know Anton
Arcane, Louis Jordan’s character in the Craven film does not appear in the
first and presumably only season, but Adrienne Barbeau chops poor Abby Arcane
off at the knees in a special appearance as the CDC’s assistant director. The
series gets that kind of fan service right and also offers up a lot of creepy
ambiance and macabre imagery. Some of the conspiratorial themes are rather shopworn
and conventional, but the supernatural and super-hero elements blend quite
smoothly. Recommended as a horror show that carves out its own hybrid-space, Swamp
Thing starts its broadcast TV run this Tuesday (10/6), on the CW.