Friday, July 18, 2025

Smurfs, in Cinema Daily US


SMURFS is Smurfy, but not super-Smurfy. There are some surprisingly clever visual gags and it is family-safe (nothing objectionable or polemical), but it never leans into nostalgia for the original Saturday morning cartoon. CINEMA DAILY US review up here.

Bury Me When I’m Dead

New Age hokem is always a headache, but that will be especially true for Henry Samsa. His terminally ill wife Catherine made him promise to bury her in the woods with acorns embedded within her body, so she could blossom into a tree, or something like that. Instead, he brings her back to civilization for a proper burial, so now she is apparently haunting him in director-screenwriter Seobald Krebs’ Bury Me When I’m Dead, which releases today on VOD.

Samsa has a lot to brood over and brood and brood and brood. He cheated on his wife with their floral shop employee Rebecca Gregor, but she let him off the hook for that. She only asks for her natural burial (which probably violates multiple laws, as well as health and environmental regulations). However, her powerful father, Gary Higdon, secretly lays down the law with Samsa—bring her body home, or else. So he does, but Higdon does the “or else” anyway.

Basically, Higdon financially ruins Samsa out of spite. To make matters worse, the bereaved husband starts having visions that lead him to suspect his wife is haunting him. However, it is a subtle, quiet haunting.
 At least Samsa never turns into a bug, like his Kafkaesque namesake.

Remember when horror movies were fun? Clearly, Krebs aimed for an “elevated” “post-horror” kind of vibe, but the results are acutely angsty and often downright dreary. This is no
Don’t Look Now, not by a long shot. Honestly, watching this film felt like homework.

Thursday, July 17, 2025

Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s Cloud

Ryosuke Yoshii is the kind of reseller who has a one-star rating on ebay (or it is fictional equivalent). Yet, people still buy from him. Big surprise—they often regret it. Unfortunately for him, some of his disgruntled suppliers and buyers start getting organized “in real life” in director-screenwriter Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s Cloud, which opens tomorrow in New York.

It is easy to see why Yoshii has so much bad karma from the first transaction Kurosawa depicts. Having commissioned a run of counterfeit medical devices, Yoshii renegotiates for a fraction on the Yen, because it would cost the small workshop more to have them carted away as rubbish. Then he sells the entire run to desperate buyers, even though they are worthless.

These sharp practices led to the creation of a large network of online haters. Starting to feel the heat, Yoshii uses his next big score to relocate to the countryside. Nevertheless, Yoshii fears some of his shadowy stalkers followed him to the boonies. Increasingly paranoid, Yoshii’s emotional withdrawal pushes away his girlfriend Akiko. He also fires his new assistant, Sano, but the former protégé remains loyal to Yoshii, for reasons that are never fully explained. Dano also happens to have a certain set of skills, honed during his previous employment as a Yakuza enforcer.

Eventually,
Cloud morphs into a reasonably effective stalker-payback thriller. Nevertheless, it is remarkable how far this film coasted on Kurosawa’s reputation, including its selection as Japan’s international Oscar submission. Most viewers who are unaware of its pedigree would assume it is merely a small, grungy exploitation movie, because that is exactly how it presents itself. Indeed, this film is small in scope and rather shallow. However, the concluding action sequence is admittedly lean, mean, and relentlessly tense.

Superman: The Last Days of Lex Luthor

DC has the most iconic superheroes, because nobody has greater symbolic resonance than Superman—not even Batman. Yet, DC’s super-villains are even more iconic than Marvel's. Two people won Oscars for portraying the Joker, Heath Ledger and Joaquin Phoenix. Frankly, it should have been three—Jack Nicholson was robbed. Lex Luthor is up there too. Generally speaking, Gene Hackman was not a science fiction or comic book kind of guy, but all his obits prominently mentioned his portrayal of Luthor. Alas, all good super-villainy must come to an end, apparently even for Luthor. His death appears imminent unless his virtuous nemesis finds a way to save him in Mark Waid’s Superman: The Last Days of Lex Luthor, illustrated by Bryan Hitch, which is now on-sale.

This Superman story is probably better than the new movie and it is certainly more daring. Yet, it addresses some of the same themes. The bald baddie’s latest mecha-suited afront to decency was really just a ruse. His true purpose was to extort Superman’s assistance in seeking a cure for his terminal condition—naturally the result of his latest round of reckless Kryptonite experiments.

Superman believes if he refuses any request for help, even from pond-scum like Luthor, he will slowly lose Earth’s trust—not immediately, but over time. At this point, only Lois Lane gets that. Regardless, off Superman goes, whisking Luthor to the Fortress of Solitude, Atlantis, Paradise Island, and the Legion of Superheroes in the 31
st Century, in search of a cure for the rare disease eating away at his sworn enemy. Of course, he still suspects this is all just a trap, which it is—but its not Luthor’s.

Wednesday, July 16, 2025

Japan Cuts ’25: Serpent’s Path

With this film, Kiyoshi Kurosawa joined the company of Michael Haneke (Funny Games), Takashi Shimizu (The Grudge), George Sluizer (The Vanishing), and Ole Bornedal (Nightwatch). All have helmed remakes of their films in different languages. Admittedly, Japanese can still be heard in Kiyoshi’s new take on his 1998 dark thriller, but French is the primary language—logically so, since it is set in and around Paris. Weirdly, one of the major themes was lost in translation, but human nature remains just as dark and brutish as ever in Kurosawa’s Serpent’s Path (2024), which has its East coast premiere tomorrow, as part of the 2025 Japan Cuts.

Schlubby, grieving Albert Bacheret and straight-arrow psychiatrist Dr. Sayoko Mijima are a mismatched odd couple, but they are about to pull off the daring daylight abduction of Laval, a prominent attorney. He should have been more discerning in his choice of clients.

Viewers deduce relatively quickly that Laval represented “The Circle,” an organ-trafficking cult that murdered Bacheret’s young daughter. Tormented by grief and guilt, Bacheret now only lives for revenge. However, as the trail leads the duo to high-ranking members of the Circle, Bacheret grows wary and apprehensive. He understands just how dangerous they are, because he once worked for them. Right, that’s awkward.

Aurelien Ferenczi’s adapted screenplay remains largely faithful to Hiroshi Takahashi’s original, but it transforms the distraught father’s accomplice from a math teacher into a doctor. As a result, the mathematical motifs all go out the window.

While that character change might trouble admirers of the 1998 film, Ko Shibasaki’s powerhouse portrayal of Mijima is definitely the remake’s greatest asset. She is quiet, but her presence is electric. Frankly, Damien Bonnard is completely outclassed as the basket case, Bacheret.

Tuesday, July 15, 2025

Guns & Moses: A Rabbi Stands Up to Corruption

In Chinatown and The Two Jakes, it is water and oil that fuel corruption. Now, money from green energy greases palms and fills dirty pockets. Except, maybe it isn’t all that green. When a solar energy magnate is assassinated, the cops assume it is an antisemitic hate crime, but his rabbi suspects government land use and energy regulation might be the true motivations for Alan Rosner’s murder in Salvador Litvak’s Guns & Moses, which releases Friday in theaters.

Rabbi Mo Zaltzman lacks a proper Temple, but he has thriving community in the southern California town of High Desert. Rosner pledged to fund a permanent home for the High Desert congregation, but he will be quickly cut down by an assassin’s bullet.

Suspicion quickly and conveniently falls on Clay Gibbons, a young, troubled skinhead, who had menaced the Rabbi’s storefront community center. It all looks pretty done and dusted to the cops but Rabbi Zaltzman really believed he was starting to reach Gibbons, so he starts digging. He finds the deceased was deeply enmeshed in schemes involving environmental impacts statements (both phony and legit), as well as contested scrub land possibly needed by the state’s eternally under-construction light rail.

Rabbi Zaltzman turns out to be a very appealing amateur sleuth and Rosner’s solar-panel farm shines as a cinematic location. However, Litvak and co-screenwriter (and wife) Nina Litvak cannot match the clever plotting of Harry Kemelman’s
Rabbi David Small novels. The character is strongly drawn and relatable, but the mystery/thriller business is about as complex as an episode of a 1970s network TV detective show.

Nevertheless, the Litvaks and company make some serious points that are very much oof our current moment. Indeed,it is quite significant to watch Rabbi Zaltzman reluctantly agree to arm himself. Yet, this is a very real-life experience for many Jewish Americans, especially in light of recent attacks in DC and Boulder. The title is no joke.

In fact, Litvak stages several highly satisfying shootouts. The action is nicely realized, but the cast really lands the film. Mark Feuerstein quite charmingly portrays the Rabbi’s fatherly corniness, as well as his earnest and devout faith. He wears well over the course of the film and maybe even warrants a follow-up. He also develops nice chemistry with Alona Tal, as Hindy Zaltzman.

Monday, July 14, 2025

The Trouble with Tessa, on Screambox

What's the quickest way for a documentarian to sell out for an easy paycheck? True crime, of course. Tessa Fowler needs money to pay for lawyers, so she figures it was a lucky break when she discovers the Upstate house she rented might have been the scene of a murder. However, viewers know better right from the start of director-screenwriters Dennis Cahlo & Bethany Watson’s The Trouble with Tessa, which premieres tomorrow on Screambox.

It sounds like Fowler and her producer, Aaron Slotzsky, exposed a lot dirt on a progressive politician, because they are now taking heat, even from friends and colleagues, because their subject was supposedly “on the right side of history.” He is also suing for defamation. To get away from the constant harassment and process servers, Fowler rented a farm house in the quaint little village of Lowery, because it was the only hideout she could rent on such short notice—for good reason, we soon suspect.

Lowery is a weird place, with more rules and regulations than a Catholic boarding school. It also has an earlier curfew. The locals are also quite odd, in manners that are both intrusive and standoffish. She should be looking to leave fast. Instead, she starts nosing around the town’s buried history after a box of bizarre video and audio tapes practically leaps into her hands during the closing minutes of the pilot episode.

As Fowler starts investigating, she discovers the town is weirder than she originally thought, in profoundly suspicious ways, like the fact that the town newspaper archive in the Lowery library is heavily redacted. However, she finally gets a local to start dishing a little, thanks to the liberal application of booze.

Unfortunately, only two episodes were provided for review. That is a shame because it is really only just getting started. It is especially frustrating, because those two episodes are enormously grabby and intriguing. Frankly, at this point, it isn’t even clear if
Trouble s truly horror or more of a Twin Peaks-ish mystery, but either way, Cahlo and Watson solidly establish Lowery as a strange and sinister place.

Sunday, July 13, 2025

ChaO (Japan Cuts '25), in Cinema Daily US


ChaO has a much more modern sensibility than THE LITTLE MERMAID, regularly delivering surprisingly sly and outlandish visual gags. Yet it never strays too far from its central romance. Quite charming and satisfying for anime fans. CIINEMA DAILY US Japan Cuts '25 review up here.

Japan Cuts ’25: A Samurai in Time

If an Old West gunslinger traveled forward in time to 1950’s Hollywood, he would probably find steady work as a stuntman. It would be a lot harder for him in today’s film industry. That is also true for Kosaka Shinzaemon. He was, and remains a real deal samurai from the Aizu Domain, who somehow traveled forward in time to the Kyoto Uzumasa studio, where most of the Japanese entertainment industry’s Jidaigeki samurai dramas have been filmed. It is a whole new era for him, but he retains some adaptable skills in director-screenwriter Jun’ichi Yasuda’s A Samurai in Time, which screens as part of the 2025 Japan Cuts festival.

It was a dark a stormy night. Frankly, Shinzaemon really didn’t notice the stormy part until he started clashing swords with Yamagata Hikokuro, a rival from the Choshu Domain. Suddenly, a flash of lightning strikes and there he is on the Kyoto backlot. Confusingly, half the people look normal, but the rest appear to wear strange foreign garb. He is a bit of a bull in a China shop, but Yuko Yamamoto, a conscientious young assistant director looks out for the presumed amnesia case.

Thanks to her, he finds a place to stay at the nearby shrine frequently used as a location. He also starts apprenticing with Sekimoto, a master of stunt-performer swordplay. Sekimoto warns his new apprentice that Jidaigeki productions just aren’t as popular as they used to be. Nevertheless, Shinzaemon becomes a regular stunt performer on Yamamoto’s series, because he just looks so authentic. In fact, he even draws the attention of Kyoichiro Kazami, a veteran movie star, hoping to reinvigorate the Jidaigeki genre. Indeed, Kazami shows a particular interest in Shinzaemon.

Samurai in Time
might remind genre fans of Ken Ochiai’s loving tribute to Jidaigeki extras, Uzumasa Limelight, with good reason. Ochiai’s star, longtime Jidaigeki bit-player Seizo Fukumoto was originally cast as Sekimoto, before his unfortunate passing. Instead, his “junior” colleague, Rantaro Mine, plays the role with the kind of dignified gravitas Fukumoto brought to Limelight. So yes, the two films would pair nicely.

Saturday, July 12, 2025

Fantasia ’25: Curtain Raiser

It is that time of year again, so start boiling water for a steaming hot cup of Nong Shim noodles (the kind of sponsor a festival can be proud to have). The Fantasia International Film Festival is back, bringing plenty of cinematic weirdness to Montreal. Every year, they find out-of-the-blue discoveries as well as eagerly awaited genre releases. Once again, you can look forward to coverage here and also at Cinema Daily US.

Fantasia regularly programs wonderful and weird discoveries in science fiction, horror, and Asian cinema. However, their animation selections might be particularly of interest to many
Ciinema Daily readers. For instance:

All You Need is Kill
represents the first anime adaptation of the Japanese science fiction novel and manga that previously inspired Edge of Tomorrow, with Tom Cruise.

ChaO
offers a fresh take on human-mermaid romance that is vastly different from The Little Mermaid, but will still charm fans of the Disney classic.

Maya, Give Me A Title
is a wonderfully charming tribute to art and parenting, from Michel Gondrey.

The first four episodes of the new manga adaptation of the macabre manga
Nyaight of the Living Cat also screen, because everyone loves uncanny cats and executive producer Takashi Miike.

Everyone also digs dystopian cats too, so festival-goers can partake of
Tamala 2030: A Punk Cat in Dark, the long-awaited, yet unexpected sequel to Tamala A Punk Cat in Space.

Those are just a few promising selections. There is always plenty of good stuff to watch at Fantasia, so keep an eye out for reviews.

Japan Cuts ’25: The Real You

In the future, AI will take a huge bite out of psychics’ séance business. If you have unresolved questions for your late loved ones, like emotionally stunted Sakuya Ishikawa, just download their data and ask the resulting AI construct. Of course, more input results in a better model, so Ishikawa requests the data from the close friend he never knew his mother had. Ironically, the mystery woman might (or might not) also be his tragic high school crush. Consequently, Ishikawa will have a lot to process himself in Yuya Ishii’s The Real You, which had its North American premiere at the 2025 Japan Cuts.

There was something Akiko wanted to tell Ishikawa, but he was too busy to listen. Then she died, apparently throwing herself into the swelling river one stormy night. Ishikawa tried to save her, but instead, he suffered a year-long coma. When he woke up, the government cut him a check, because unbeknownst to Ishikawa, his mother enrolled in a voluntary euthanasia program, much like that depicted in
Plan 75.

Tormented by guilt and uncertainty, Ishikawa uses his savings to commission a virtual figure (VF) of his mother. It is through the company’s research that he learns of Ayaka Miyoshi. Strangely, she bears an unlikely resemblance to a high school classmate, whose misfortune indirectly led to Ishikawa’s downfall (through circumstances that Ishii teases out agonizingly slowly).

Regardless, Ishikawa invites the homeless Miyoshi to temporarily move into the apartment he shared with his mother, out of filial loyalty (and perhaps other reasons). He starts to get some kernels of truth from Akiko’s VF, but it is unclear whether he can handle the truth.

Awkwardly,
The Real You consists of two thematically-distinct halves, one of which is much more compelling than the other. Ishikawa’s halting attempts to better understand his late mother are often poignant and fascinating, even though they revisit some of the terrain explored in the vastly superior Marjorie Prime.

Unfortunately, Ishii devotes equal or greater time to Ishikawa’s travails as a “real avatar,” essentially a live-streaming gig-worker, who are regularly forced to humiliate themselves and possibly even commit crimes, to satisfy the whims of their clients. Frankly, these sequences violate existing laws and any remaining remnant of common sense. They are also blatantly manipulative and cringe-inducingly didactic.

Friday, July 11, 2025

Abraham’s Boys: Titus Welliver as Abraham Van Helsing

In the vintage Universal Monster movies, Dracula definitely had a daughter (Gloria Holden), but it is rather ambiguous whether Count Alucard (Lon Chaney, Jr.) in Son of Dracula was truly his son, or in fact, Dracula himself. Regardless, Joe Hill’s short story makes it clear his longtime nemesis had two sons. Unfortunately, they are both rather disappointingly not chips off the old block in Natasha Kermani’s Abraham’s Boys: A Dracula Story, which opens today in theaters.

After the “troubles” in London, Abraham Van Helsing relocated to California’s rural Central Valley, with his new wife, Mina, whom he saved from vampires. That is a bit of shocker, right? Imagine Lily-Rose Depp marrying Willem Dafoe in
Nosferatu. Yet, for years, they made it work. Of course, Van Helsing never really gave up his undead-hunting ways. Perhaps that is a good thing, because they can both sense vampire activity in the Valley, which she would be particularly susceptible to, as a survivor of vampiric blood-sucking.

On the other hand, it will be hard to explain to their sons, Max and Rudy. It sounds crazy, perhaps even psychotically murderous. Van Helsing needs his sons’ trust, but his cold demeanor and secretive ways always kept his sons at arm’s length. Instead, most of their love was saved for their suddenly ailing mother.

Although subtitled “A Dracula Story,” the Count is only present in memory and perhaps by suggestion. Consequently, anyone hoping for a traditional vampire movie will be disappointed. Kermani intentionally capitalizes on the ambiguity of Hill’s story to create a psychological thriller rather than an undead horror movie. That approach works for a while (probably even the entire first and second acts), but there comes a time to fish or cut bait. Yet, Kermani continues to play is-he-or-isn’t-he games, well past that point.

Nevertheless, the early scenes are impressively evocative and suggestive, thanks in part to the constrained aspect ratio (more-or-less Academy Ratio) and Julia Swain’s dusty, sun-dappled cinematography, which gives the film a vibe akin to Jan Kroell’s pioneer films and Sergio Leone spaghetti westerns.

Thursday, July 10, 2025

Jaws @ 50, on Hulu

This Blockbuster hasn’t aged day in the fifty years since it first released. That’s because the shark doesn’t care what kind of smart phone you carry or whether you drive an EV. You’ll still taste the same once you get into the water. It inspired one under-appreciated sequel and two truly terrible bombs, but the original will always be the greatest shark movie of all time. For the golden anniversary, cast, crew, fans, and the Benchley family look back on the film’s production and sensational reception in Laurent Bouzereau’s Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story, which premieres tomorrow on Hulu.

Surely, everyone has seen the film, or at least knows the music (duly discussed by John Williams). Unfortunately, primary cast-members Robert Shaw, Roy Scheider, and Murry Hamilton (the sleazebag mayor) are no longer with us, while Richard Dreyfuss was either unavailable or considered too canceled. However, viewers hear extensively from Steven Spielberg and author Peter Benchley’s surviving family.

Fittingly, Bouzereau starts with the book, which was a hit even before the film released. In fact, the studio adapted the publisher’s jacket art for the movie poster” the iconic giant shark ominously rising beneath an oblivious swimmer paddling above the waterline. Believe me, that never happens for publishing houses.

Frankly, despite the documentary’s suggestions otherwise, Benchley’s novel was not particularly well reviewed at the time and has not critically appreciated over time. Nevertheless, Spielberg offered his services after reading a galley and accepted the job when the first director pulled out. Unfortunately, when the book became such a runaway bestseller in mass market, the studio moved up production, leaving little time for the construction of the notorious mechanical shark. According to the surviving crew, that is why “Bruce” constantly broke down.

Jaws @ 50
is considerably more fun than most behind-the-scenes docs or DVD extras (which Bouzereau is no stranger to), in large part because of the sharks, real and animatronic. It also chronicles an incredibly stressful shoot that Spielberg feared might end his career. Mind-blowingly, Bouzereau documents the set visits from his famous filmmaker friends, like George Lucas, Martin Scorsese, and John Milius, who came to offer encouragement.

The reminiscences also take on a family vibe from the Benchleys, who later became active shark conservationists, and Martha’s Vineyard locals, who played many roles on both sides of the camera. In fact, only eight cast-members came from outside the island. One of whom was Susan Backlinie, who sadly passed away last year, but fortunately Bouzereau incorporates footage of her discussing her role of Chrissie Watkins, the shark’s first victim during the memorable prologue.

Wednesday, July 09, 2025

Suspicious Minds, on Hulu

Wearing a cursed tiara sounds unlucky for a bride, so she ought to be grateful to a pair of thieves trying to steal it. Her gangster father doesn’t see it that way. Emilio Villegas calls himself a businessman, but his chief of security previously worked for the Russian FSB, so you do the math. They deal with thieves outside the law—fatally—so the stakes are high. Unfortunately, trust remains an issue for the former partners-turned-lovers-turned-reluctant partners again in creator-writers Veronica Marza, Pablo Roa, and Fernando Sancristobal’s six-episode Spanish-series Suspicious Minds, which premieres tomorrow on Hulu.

As she explains in flashbacks, Amber fell for Rui during their last job. That was a big no-no, but it aided their cover, as a couple participating getting hitched during an Elvis and Marilyn-themed group wedding in Vegas. They score down went like clockwork, but the getaway turned ugly. Amber assumed Rui died in a hail of bullets, so she decided to steal the “Tiara of St. Agatha” as a tribute. She invested months serving as the tutor-minder of Villegas’s entitled son Edgar, to befriend his older sister Lucia, who will be wearing the Tiara during her wedding on Esperanza, Villegas’s private South Pacific island.

Yet, just when is about to crack the safe, Rui interrupts. Instead of grabbing the tiara, Amber takes on a new, old partner. She is less than thrilled, because she knows Rui betrayed her, even though he accuses her of the same. Awkwardly, they only barely elude the seriously scary Judith Milenkovic, so she knows someone is out to steal her boss’s tiara. Consequently, they must take on further partners, including Julio, the Villegas family’s majordomo and wedding director, as well as young Edgar, who hopes to teach his inattentive father a lesson.

Suspicious Minds
sometimes descends a little too far into goofiness, especially when depicting clueless Lucia and her oddball fiancé, Jaume. However, each instalment features plenty of clever scheming, conning, and daring sleight of hand. Basically, the tone hits similarly to a vintage Remington Steele episode, but slightly sillier.

Regardless, co-leads Alex Gonzalez and Silvio Alonso make it all quite watchable, as eye-candy with decent rom-com chemistry. Alonso’s charismatic screen presence sometimes outshines Gonzalez, but they generally play off each other well.

The Fleischer Superman

He can “leap tall buildings in a single bound,” because the flying business was not yet fully established in the comic books when Fleischer Studios first animated Superman. Some of his greatest enemies are absent for the same reason. However, animation allowed them to depict the Man of Steel battling more powerful foes than the early 1950s TV series could ever hope to realize. Consequently, the Fleischer shorts (Produced by Max and directed by Dave) greatly shaped the development of the Superman franchise in ways that remain evident today. The Fleischer Superman shorts might even be the best Superman films screening this week in theaters when a selection of five shorts starts playing tomorrow at the Museum of the Moving Image and the entire restored Fleischer run screens Sunday at the Culver Theater.

In the Oscar-nominated
Superman, we learn Clark Kent grew up in an orphanage rather than with Jonathan and Martha, so what alternate Earth does that make this? Regardless, the eponymously titled film quickly establishes the recurring theme of technology running amuck when a mad scientist tries to extort Metropolis with his electrothansia ray. Of course, Los Lane blunders into his lair first, so Superman must rescue her while saving the city. For the time, this was eye-popping stuff, rendered in exotic color. The art deco design continues to influence the look of the franchise, especially Superman: The Animated Series.

Mad scientists continue to conduct themselves in a dangerous and anti-social manner in
The Mechanical Monsters. This time, an evil genius dispatches his platoon of robots on a crime spree throughout Metropolis. By contemporary standards, the 9 to 10 minutes Fleischer shorts tell relatively simple stories, but it is hard to get much more satisfying than watching Superman smash an army of robots.

It is fortunate Superman is “more powerful than a locomotive,” because he must corral a runaway train in Billion Dollar Limited. The train in question is a gold bullion shipment to the U.S. Mint. Although Superman’s adversaries are entirely human, he must perform feats of strength that would not be possible for George Reeves.

The Arctic Giant
is an absolute Superman classic. It is also a kaiju movie that predates the original Japanese Godzilla by twelve years. Through negligence and Lois lane’s distraction, a dinosaur frozen in ice thaws out, allowing it to rampage through Metropolis. Frankly, the dino-kaiju is kind of cute, but that is part of the film’s charm, Regardless, even the Salkind films could not have credibly created this kind of spectacle.

Tuesday, July 08, 2025

Ballard, on Prime

Investigating cold cases should help prevent future crimes, in a “broken windows” kind of way, because if someone got away with murder once, they will presumably be more likely to kill again. Nevertheless, Det. Renee Ballard’s assignment to the Cold Case division was unambiguously intended as a punishment. Yet, several of her cold cases turn out to be very hot in creators Michael Connelly & Michael Alaimo’s 10-episode first season of Ballard, which premiers tomorrow on Prime Video.

Ballard had a conflict with her ex-partner Det. Robert Olivas that he won. Banished to the Cold Case squad, she and fellow squad member, formerly retired Reserve Officer Thomas Laffont, close their first case during the prologue, but the messiness leaves them even more in the doghouse. Frankly, Captain Bercham only wants them investigating one case, the unsolved murder of the younger sister of the city councilman Jake Pearlman, who allocated the funds for their department. He clearly thinks Ballard works for him and wants results yesterday. However, Pearlman learns to respect her dedication and instincts when Ballard discovers his sister was murdered by an unknown serial killer.

Naturally, Bercham wants to transfer the case back to Homicide, but Ballard’s team has Pearlman’s confidence and has been running conspicuous circles around her old colleagues. As a further complication, Ballard has another season-long case that she must keep close to her vest: a cold case murder that leads to a cabal of crooked gun-running cops in league with a nasty drug cartel. Besides her team, Ballard only trusts retired Det. Harry Bosch, a sporadic guest-star, who anchors the series to the Bosch-verse.

Titus Welliver’s infrequent but significant appearances are a fun bonus, but Maggie Q more than carries the series as the title character. Frankly, her intensity level might even eclipse Welliver’s and she is almost aa cool. She also comes into the series with massive action cred, which serves her well. Connelly, Alaimo, and the rest of their writers’ room really put Ballard through wringer, but she handles all the angst quite convincingly.

Maggie Q also develops nice chemistry with her team, notably including the recognizable John Carroll Lynch playing it largely straight as Laffont, and Michael Mosley, as reserve officer Ted Rawls, whose stock rises considerably as he earns Ballard’s confidence. Similarly, Noah Bean delivers another memorable supporting turn, navigating the councilman’s surprisingly dramatic arc. Amy Hill probably comes the closest to comic relief as “Tutu,” but the grandmother-granddaughter relationship is appealingly affectionate.

Flashback: Stalker (Pilot)

Lt. Beth Davis and Det. Jack Larsen should be a great team when it comes to sleuthing out stalkers, because she is being stalked and he is a stalker (but not hers). At least that is how it looks during the pilot of Maggie Q’s 2014 procedural. She carried it well, but it was considered a little too intense for network TV—maybe not surprisingly so, since it was created by Kevin Williamson, the screenwriter of Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer. Unfortunately, it is hard to compare it with her new series, Ballard, since it currently is not available for streaming, but it certainly showed Maggie Q could credibly portray a driven police investigator.

Frankly, Davis might have even more baggage than Ballard. The pilot only hints at her backstory, but judging from the way she secures her apartment each night, she clearly intends to be ready for an intruder. Ironically, handling stalkers is her job as the leader of the LAPD’s Threat Assessment Unit (TAU). Unfortunately, she often gets called into cases much too late, like the woman whose stalker immolates her during the prologue. That was a rough start that earned the series a reputation for brutality, especially by network standards.

Frankly, the pilot shows an inclination the straddle the boundary dividing dark serial killer/stalker thrillers from horror that should have appealed to Williamson’s fans. Indeed, the episode’s primary case is seriously creepy. Awkwardly, instead of resolving the second case, wealthy college weirdo Perry Whitley only shifts his obsessive attention in an inconvenient direction.

Monday, July 07, 2025

Squid Game Season 3, in Cinema Daily US


SQUID GAME season 3 devises even bigger and wilder sets and even more macabre and imposing games. It devises what fans expect, but the character deaths are especially soul-crushing. CINEMA DAILY US review up here.

Renaissance: The Blood and the Beauty, on PBS

Michelangelo is often called a “Renaissance Man,” but he lived well into the Reformation. Fittingly, some of the talking heads dub his The Last Judgement a great work of Reformation art, because it is all about sinners burning you know where. Maybe even Savonarola would have approved—but probably not. Of course, Savonarola was very much a part of the Renaissance Era, if not its spirit. Indeed, the violence he unleashed fits right in with dual themes of director-producer Emma Frank’s three-part Renaissance: The Blood and the Beauty, which premieres tomorrow on PBS.

Poor Botticelli and Donatello might feel left out, because Frank largely focuses on Michelangelo’s professional rivalries with Da Vinci and Raphael. Clearly, Frank favors Team Michelangelo, since she incorporates dramatic monologues performed by Charles Dance, in the persona and costume of Michelangelo, adapted from the artist’s own writings. Indeed, Michelangelo had to compete against Da Vinci’s lofty reputation and Raphael’s political acumen, but he outlasted them both.

Frank and company frequently remind viewers of the dangers that came with living in the late 1400s, but that should not come as a great revelation to anyone who watched CW’s
Leonardo. After all, both Da Vinci and Michelangelo secured good paying patronage work designing arms and fortifications.

Although wider in scope,
The Blood and the Beauty feels a lot like Ken Burns’ Leonardo da Vinci, but with less impressive experts. Weirdly, Frank assembles a number of filmmakers and a “sex historian” (spare us, please) to compliment usual suspects like Walter Isaacson. (Burns’ film also features more distinctive music and narration, thanks to the contributions of Keth David and Caroline Shaw.)

Sunday, July 06, 2025

DC League of Super-Pets, at Look Cinemas

It might be the “Summer of Superman,” but Krypto has been the biggest winner from the trailer release. If you think he is cute there, check out Krypto All In #1. Every panel fully capitalizes on his adorableness, while still telling a dramatic story. Hopefully, Ryan North and Mike Norton can sustain that high quality. At this point, most viewers probably still know Krypto best from this animated film. He is a bigger Krypto, but he probably had to be, since he is voiced by The Rock in Jared Stern & Sam J. Levine’s DC League of Super-Pets, which has a special family screening this Tuesday at Look Cinemas.

Originally in the comics, Krypto landed on Earth after Superman. In
League of Super Pets, he jumped into the escape-craft with Kal-El (in far and away the cutest scene of the film). Of course, they grow up to be Superman and Krypto, inseparable superhero buddies, protecting Metropolis from villains like Lex Luthor. However, Krypto feels like Lois Lane is on the verge of breaking up the band, like an animated Yoko Ono.

Ironically, it is not Luthor who renders Superman and Krypto powerless. It will be his literal guinea pig, Lulu, whom Krypto rescued from Luthor’s lab. However, Lulu did not want to be rescued, because she absorbed Luthor’s villainous persona. Consequently, she works on her evil scheme to refine Orange Kryptonite from the animal shelter, where she is imprisoned with Ace the Boxer, Merton the turtle, PB the potbellied pig, and Chip, the squirrel, who really shouldn’t be in a domestic adoption shelter, but whatever. Together, they all gain superpowers as a result of Lulu’s Kryptonite super-charge.

Krypto got off on the wrong paw with Ace and his pals, because he is not good with other pets. However, they all start to grow on each other. Krypto also promises to hook them up with nice farm homes in Smallville. Unfortunately, Lulu acclimates to super-villainy much quicker than the Super Pets adjust to super-heroism.

League of Super-Pets
is undeniably kid-friendly and amusing, but sometimes maybe in ways that are a little too silly for fans of the DC Animated Universe, which this film is not a part of. Arguably, the talking animal business drives the film rather than their roles within the DC Universe. Obviously, Krypto has an honored place in the Universe and Ace is also an established member of the Bat-Family. Chip and Merton have precedent but they are very loosely based on their namesakes, while PB and Lulu are entirely original.

The best moments capture the human-animal bond shared by Superman and Krypto, who are nicely voiced by John Krasinski and The Rock. Conversely, Kevin Hart is a lot as Ace—sometimes too much. Natasha Lyonne and Vanessa Bayer are almost as much as Merton and PB. However, there are some standout guest voices, notably including Keanu Reeves as Batman (that one makes a lot of sense, right?), Alfred Molina as Jor-El, and Keith David as Dog-El, Krypto’s father, whose hologram provides some of the best jokes for hardcore DC fans.

Saturday, July 05, 2025

Nautilus: What Lies Beneath

For decades, the giant squid attack in Richard Fleischer’s 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea was fondly remembered as the peak of American kaiju-making. The new “reconceived” series held back the massive cephalopod for two full episodes. At least they do not make viewers wait much longer in “What Lies Beneath,” this week’s episode of creator James Dormer’s Nautilus, which airs tomorrow on AMC/AMC+.

There is an unwelcome East India Company “stowaway” aboard the Nautilus, but the only crewmember smart enough to expose him is young Blaster’s dog, Archie. However, Nemo has more pressing issues than a barking dog, like the depth charges from the Company’s Dreadnaught battleship at the end of the previous episode, and the giant squid they stirred up at the start of “What Lies Beneath.”

The undersea action is nicely rendered and their deliverance is rather clever, even if it stretches credulity. Unfortunately, the rest of “Beneath” reverts to the same stilted mistakes of the first two episodes. A new bad guy will be introduced, the “White Rajah.” He looks promising, because the great Richard E. Grant portrays him, but this time, he hardly seems to enjoy his villainy. Instead, Grant’s scenery-chewing appears to give him indigestion.

Friday, July 04, 2025

Waiting for Superman, at Cinema Daily US, Pt II


Superman is often presumed an invicible, well, "superman," but the DC Animated films have done a great job humanizing him. A a result, they represent some of the best superhero movie of the last 20 years. For  those eqagerly awaitnng the new movie, my survey of DC Animated Superman fiolms concludes at CINEMA DAILY US here.

Act of Valor, Starring Real U.S. Navy SEALs

Perhaps the unlikeliest action sequence in this film is based on a real-life event, in which Private Channing Moss survived the impact and injuries from an unexploded Taliban RPM that struck his abdomen with full force. It hardly needs to be said, but don’t try that at home. It also depicts the potentially catastrophic consequences when Islamist terrorists try to exploit the porous southern border, but surely we have fixed all those problems in the time since this film first released in 2012, right? Regardless, the courage and dedication of the U.S. Navy SEALs and Special Combat Crewmen remain a source of national pride. Many of the dedicated real-life Navy SEALs and Crewmen played fictionalized versions of themselves in Mouse McCoy & Scott Waugh’s Act of Valor, which makes fitting viewing for the Fourth of July weekend, when it airs on El Rey Rebel.

It starts in the Philippines, with the assassination of the American ambassador, who was instrumental in coordinating anti-terror alliances. It was perpetrated by the pro-terror alliance of Chechen Islamist terrorist Mohammad “Yuri” Abu Shabal and his old pal, “Christo” Troykovich, an international smuggler-money launderer. Operating out of failed states like Somalia, they are training suicide bombers to infiltrate the United States from Mexico, with specially designed vests would not set off metal detectors.

SEAL Team 7’s Bandito Platoon only learns of the evil plan from intel gathered after they rescue CIA Officer Lisa Morales from Christo’s thugs. Suddenly, their mission extends and expands. That is rather inconvenient for Chief Dave Nolan and his close friend, Lt. Rorke James Engel, who is due for leave in anticipation of his son’s birth. Yes, that kind of happy news never bodes well in movies, does it.

Since real deal SEAL were involved in
Act of Valor right from its inception, the action sequences are highly realistic and consequently very intense. Rorke Denver and Dave Hansen develop some nice comradery as Engel and Nolan. Beyond them, the rest of the SEALs have little character development or even identifiable personality types. However, pro-thesps Roselyn Sanchez and Nestor Serrano look and sound smart and snappy together as Morales and her colleague, CIA Officer Walter Ross. Indeed, it is refreshing to watch a film that considers the CIA part of the good guys.

Thursday, July 03, 2025

Attack on London, in The Epoch Times


Netflix's ATTACK ON LONDON: HUNTING THE 7/7 BOMBERS adddresses important subjects, like the extremist-Islamist roots of terrorism and the questionable official agency oversight (pre- and post-bombings), but it is undermined by the inappropriate tabloid true crime-like presentation. EPOCH TIMES review up here.

Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League, on HBO

In Batman Ninja, the time-traveling Dark Knight had to channel Toshiro Mifune in a Chanbara adventure. This time, he must find his inner Takeshi Kitano or Ken Takakura. Batman and the extended “Bat family” are back in their proper Bat-time, but history has changed. Japan is now a land of Yakuza clans, much like the planet of Chicago gangsters in Star Trek’s “A Piece of the Action” episode. Unfortunately, the alternate Justice League has also gone full Yakuza in Junpei Mizusaki & Shinji Takagi ‘s animated Batman Ninja vs. Yakuza League, which premieres today on HBO or Max, or whatever.

Batman and Robin (his son, Damien) returned to the right world, but Japan no longer exists. Instead, an alternate Japan was created in a sort of liminal zone that only the Bat family (also including the former Robins, Nightwing, Red Hood, and Red Robin) can see, because they traveled through the previous time vortex, or something like that. This Japan is entirely governed by Yakuza, with the Hagane Clan on top, thanks to their super-powered enforcers.

Sarcastically dubbed the “Yakuza League” by Robin, they consist of Bari, Ahsa, Zeshika, and Karaku, the evil Flash, Aquaman, Green Lantern, and Superman, as you might surmise from their Katakana-rendered names. However, Daiana Amazone is still good and just, thanks to the power of this Japan’s analog to Paradise Island.

Even allied with Daiana, Batman might look outmatched, considering the League’s powers remain the same. However, he believes he holds certain advantages. For one thing, this League has never fought anyone with remotely equivalent powers, so they aren’t used to slugging it out in a real fight. Batman has also had long-standing contingencies to take down his fellow JLA teammates, “just in case” the need arose. That revelation does not completely shock his son. Not at all, really.

The first act plays out somewhat hectically and rushed, but Mizusaki, Takagi, and screenwriter Kazuki Nakashima really settle down and deliver a darned good Batman story thereafter. Arguably, they show the value of guile and “family,” which turn out to be superior to superior to brute force. For genre fans, there are also a lot of knowingly hip Yakuza details.

Wednesday, July 02, 2025

40 Acres: Indie Preppers

This movie predicts that in the post-apocalyptic near-future, the most valuable commodity will be fertile agricultural land—exactly the sort of American farmland China has been buying at an alarming rate. The Freemans’ farm happens to be in Canada, but there is no way they would have ever sold, even in better days, because the family went through so much to get it. Unfortunately, outlaw gangs keep trying to steal it. The latest prospective claim-jumpers will be the most savage in R.T. Thorne’s 40 Acres, which opens today in theaters.

Viewers can see from the prologue Hailey Freeman and her family know how to protect what is theirs. That is why her ideologically-charged home-schooling curriculum makes absolutely no sense. They are preppers, through and through. A vague semblance of community persists, maintained by shortwave radio, but each week another farm goes dark. Freeman is not inclined to stick her neck out for anyone, but her son Emanuel has teenaged hormones and not a girl his age in sight. Not surprisingly, when he secretly spies Dawn enjoying a swimming hole during a scavenging trip, she makes quite an impression.

Unfortunately, the latest batch of marauders attacking family farms are particularly nasty, in ways similar to
The Road. They aren’t just stealing food. They’re hunting it too. Is Dawn one of the cannibals or is she a post-apocalyptic normie? Emanuel probably wouldn’t be the best to judge.

At its core,
40 Acres is largely a prepper survival thriller in the tradition of Homestead and One Second After, but with casting and cosmetic stylistic changes made to appeal to diversity-conscious film fest audiences. Yet, it hits the same notes and offers the same takeaways as every previous prepper shoot-out. Basically, it boils down to: expect the worse and prepare yourself, first and foremost, by heavily arming your family.

Yet, by the standards of the genre,
40 Acres (an obvious reference to Union Gen. Tecumseh Sherman’s promise of reparations, which actually never mentioned the mule) is quite well made and surprisingly grabby.

The cast is consistently strong, especially Danielle Deadwyler, who maybe delivers a career best performance as the exhaustingly intense Freeman matriarch. Michael Greyeyes nicely compliments her as Freeman’s second husband, who projects a reassuring calm, but is really just as fiercely protective. Arguably, Elizabeth Saunders makes it all watchable with her scene-stealing comic relief (until stuff gets even more dire), as Freeman’s ex-marine crony, Augusta Taylor.

Superman’s Good Guy Gang (graphic novel for young readers)

Did Superman immediately display superpowers as a child or did he grow into them? It depends on which Earth, which multiverse, or which narrative continuity you might be reading. DC Comics can be downright Schrodinger-esque. Two contradictory events can be true at the same time. It just depends on where you look. In this graphic novel for young readers, Superman had powers at age eight, but don’t call him Superboy in Rob Justus’s Superman’s Good Guy Gang, which just released.

Superman has all his grown-up powers, but he doesn’t believe it is cool to hang out with six-year-olds like little Lex Luthor. Instead, he forms a “Good Guy Club” with Guy Gardener and Hawkgirl, even though she’s not a guy. In fact, negotiating their name is a highly fraught business. Some also might question Gardener’s “good guy” credibility. However, his atrocious bowl-cut makes more sense at that age.

Regardless, the trio must band together to fight the renegade milk-shake-making robot Luthor innocently created to get Superman’s attention. As it happens, Justus somewhat follows the trend of some of the recent Superman comics, by inviting sympathy for Luthor. Arguably, he might just be the most likable character.

Tuesday, July 01, 2025

Sound of the Surf: When California was Fun

It is the only rock & roll subgenre that has largely been instrumental. Yet, ironically, its most popular artists are considered phonies by the real fans, because of their vocal harmonies. They would be the Beach Boys. Surf musicians might have played for beach bums, but virtuoso guitar work was always part of package. The original Surf music pioneers look back on Surf culture’s early 1960s heyday in director-cinematographer Thomas Duncan’s documentary, Sound of the Surf, which releases today on VOD and DVD.

Its closest cousins were garage rock and punk rock, but the founding Surf music musicians had two major influences. Not surprisingly, 1950s instrumental rock guitarists like Duane Eddy and Link Wray were significant musical role models. However, most of the Surf music veterans have more to say about jazz artists, especially big band drummer Gene Krupa.

In fact, jazz musician Tom Morey, who also invented the Morey bogie board, expressly compares jazz and surfing, because both require improvisation. Alas, nobody discusses Bud Shank by name, but his soundtracks for Bruce Brown’s surfing documentaries are duly acknowledged. Regardless, jazz collectively gets its full due.

Dick Dale claims the title as the original Surf music guitarist for himself and pretty much everyone Duncan interviewed agrees with him. Indeed, Dale had some of the biggest Surf hits, including his reverb heavy arrangement of “Misirlou,” which became popular again thanks to
Pulp Fiction. Eddie Bertrand, co-founder of the Belairs and Eddie & the Showmen represents a not-so-distant second.

Yet, one of the more prominent voices turns out to be Kathy Marshall, who gets her overdue credit for her contributions to the Surf music scene. Technically, she never recorded commercially, but she performed regularly with Eddie & the Showmen and the Blazers, even though she was still a teenager. Plus, viewers also hear from Kathy Kohner-Zuckerman, a.k.a. the real “Gidget,” whose father wrote the novel the film and TV series were based on, building on her accounts of her new surfer friends.

Appleseed Alpha, on Tubi

In this film, the two heroic protagonists of Masamune Shirow’s Appleseed franchise sort of get the DC treatment. They are the same characters fans know and love, but they now have a new narrative continuity—familiar, but slightly different. It is also sort of a prequel, but Briareos is already a cyborg—and partly on the fritz. Unfortunately, the world is also still mostly destroyed, especially the post-apocalyptic New York City, or perhaps it is just post-Mamdani. Regardless, hope is in short supply, until Briareos and his comrade-life partner Deunan decide to go out and find some in Shinji Aramaki’s anime feature, Appleseed Alpha, which starts streaming today on Tubi.

WWIII bombed out Times Square, yet the jumbotron remains, broadcasting old, pointless propaganda. Some people still call the City home, including the cyborg gangster, Two Horns (because of his Viking-like headpiece). Unfortunately, Deunan owes Two Horns money, so she and Briareos must complete dangerous assignments, like that of the opening prologue, to pay off the debt.

Rather ominously, the two former soldiers suspect Two Horns has been setting them up for failure. Yet, they have little choice, because Two Horns’s maintenance guy is pretty much the only game in the post-apocalyptic town. Without power, Briareos cannot do much, so they accept the next crummy gig: neutralizing and scavenging a pack of rogue soldier-bots outside of town.

This would be easier work if Briareos were in better shape. Regardless, things get interesting when a group of mech-mercs drive into the drone zone with their abductees, Olson, an enhanced but not full cybernetic former soldier, and Iris, the young girl he was protecting. It turns out they are from the rumored sanctuary of Olympus, which will mean a lot more to longstanding franchise fans. They are also on a mission that Briareos and Deunan will join and ultimately embrace. Meanwhile, the shadowy cabal trying to capture Iris follows their trail back to Two Horns, bringing him into the fray as an unstable wild card.

Essentially,
Alpha arranges things differently on the timeline, but it closely hews to the heart and spirit of the previous anime films. Briareos and Deunan are a compelling beauty-and-the-beast couple, who have terrific battlefield chemistry together. That last part is important, because Aramaki unleashes wall-to-wall action. This kind of light-mecha combat really plays to his animation strengths.

The computer-generated motion-capture (but not full rotoscope) animation looks better here than it did in Aramaki’s later film,
Starship Trooper: Traitor of Mars. Perhaps the distinctive, practically robotic look of Briareos (who reportedly influenced the design of Blomkamp’s Chappie—you can see it in the ears) and Two Horns helped focus the efforts at humanization on Deunan, Olson, and Iris.