Friday, August 21, 2026

The Magic Faraway Tree, Based on the Bowdlerized Blyton

Enid Blyton is one of the most popular children’s authors in English history, but contemporary editors think they know better than she did. Hence, they have re-written many of her books to conform to their ideologies. As a result, the wicked school mistress formerly known as Dame Slap (because she often did) became Dame Snap. Do you feel safer now? Or do you feel dumber? Sadly, it is Dame Snap who serves as the bogeyman of Ben Gregor’s The Magic Faraway Tree, based on the Bowdlerized Blyton, which opens today in theaters.

Resigning on principle (because of her company’s intrusively dystopian refrigerator, voiced by Dame Judi Dench), Polly Thompson’s family must quickly vacate their company flat. However, her impossibly cheerful stay-at-home husband Tim wants to use it as an opportunity to unplug their device-dependent children and become a more functional family.

The plan is to move back to the countryside where he spent his youth, building an unlikely business around his pasta sauce. Initially, their rented farmhouse is quite rustic. Technically, it is a barn, without electricity or wifi. However, socially-stunted Fran soon learns her father’s tall tales of fairies and pixies in the enchanted forest are true.

Silky, the friendly fairy, invites Fran into her world, through the poral in the titular tree. From there, Fran and the fairies may journey to yet other worlds, with their own rules and dangers. Of course, the one world to avoid is that ruled by Dame “Snap.” It takes some doing, but eventually Fran convinces her gamer brother Joe and influencer sister Beth visit the Fairies’ tree. However, Beth’s bad attitude might have dire consequences for their family.

In a way, it is ironically fitting that Simon Farnaby’s adapted screenplay incorporates the bowdlerized text, because the film in general feels entirely toothless. Despite the ostensive dangers of the fantastical worlds, there are little consequences for rule-breaking and bad decision-making. The film features plenty of whimsical wardrobe, hairdressing, and makeup designs, but virtually no sense of urgency.

Viewers should anticipate problems when overall-wearing Tim Thompson is more twee and precious than his personality-free children. Still, Andrew Garfield and Claire Foy do their best maintaining dinner theater levels of cheerfulness as the Thompson parents. To be fair, Billie Gadsdon also does a nice job portraying Fran as she comes out of her shell. Bored adults can also keep an eye out for amusing cameos, including Michael Palin and Lenny Henry as part of the hydra-like Know-Alls.

Frankly, this film is largely harmless, but most adults will still be relieved when it ends. It entirely lacks the thematic depth of C.S. Lewis and Lloyd Alexander. In a case of in-betweenness, Gregor and Farnaby refuse to embrace Blyton’s old-fashioned quaintness, but try to compensate with saccharine sweetness. Just not sufficiently memorable to recommend,
The Magic Faraway Tree opens today (8/21) in theaters.