Monday, April 06, 2026

I Know Exactly How You Die

Poor struggling horror writer Rian Burman is going through a lot right now. He doesn’t need his agent constantly calling to berate him on top of it all. He ought to just write himself a new one. Apparently, he can do that in the Clayborne, the low-budget motel he checked into. Things tend to come to pass there once they are put to paper (or laptop hard drive). Obviously, that will cause some issues since he writes horror in Alexandra Spieth’s I Know Exactly How You Die, which hits various streaming platforms tomorrow.

Burman needs to send that demanding agent some pages pronto, but he is still reeling from a bad break-up. Katie Waters is a lot like his ex. She is just his type. Unfortunately, she is also Hector Darbes’ type as well. The serial killer has stalked her throughout his killing spree and now he has followed her to the Clayborne as well. That was a far as Burman got before meeting Waters face-to-face.

He soon realizes writing comes to life at the Clayborne—a fact Naja, the proprietress and very amateur poet, reluctantly confirms. Unfortunately, he already washed out the roads and toppled the local cell towers, but he resolves to change the tragic fate he envisioned for Waters. Yet, much to his alarm, his story seems to be taking on a life of its own, in a decidedly dangerous way.

There is a lot that works in Spieth’s film, starting with the two principles. Rushabh Patel and Stephanie Gomes Hogan both bring interesting, energetic screen-presences to the party. The fundamental premise is also intriguing. However, there is an awful lot of fudging and conspicuous attempts at narrative sleight-of-hand.

Frankly, it wouldn’t be surprisingly to learn the production was losing its primary location earlier than expected, so Speith and screenwriter Mike Corey had to figure out ways to cut corners and expedite the shoot. If so, give then credit for getting the job done and producing something interesting. Nevertheless, the ending remains highly questionable. (Whereas, if not, then better luck next time.)

Regardless, this is one of the more distinctive micro-budgeted horror films in a while, which is saying something, because there sure are a lot of them. It has an off-kilter spirit that is weirdly appealing. Recommended for horror fans,
I Know Exactly How You Die releases tomorrow (4/7) on Digital VOD and Prime Video.