The Babymakers: Broken Lizard in a Family Way

Three years of marriage have evidently taken a toll on Tommy Macklin.  He paid for his wife’s wedding ring by making “deposits” at the sperm bank, but now that they are trying to get pregnant, his stuff has lost its get-up-and-go.  Obviously, the wisest course of action would be to break-in and steal the last of his vintage brew.  That is indeed the plan in Jay Chandrasekhar’s The Babymakers (trailer here), which opens this Friday in New York.

Macklin might strike viewers as more of an Apatowesque man-boy than good potential father stock, but his wife Audrey Macklin is ready to give it a shot anyway.  Unfortunately, it just doesn’t seem to take.  Given his secret moonlighting in the past, Macklin is convinced it cannot possibly be him.  However, when he finally agrees to a check-up he learns his mojo has left him.  Tracking down his potent samples, Macklin learns there is only one test tube left—and that is slated to be shipped out in a manner of days.

Not to worry, Macklin’s doofus-buddies have a plan.  They will hire the sketchy Ron Jon, allegedly a former second story man for the Mumbai mafia, to mastermind their heist.  Complications arise.

Directed by comedy troupe co-founder Chandrasekhar (who also appears as Ron Jon), Babymakers is sort of, but not really a Broken Lizard film, featuring co-member Kevin Heffernan and several regulars from their previous films, including Nat Faxon (who is fusion drummer Stave Gadd’s son-in-law, according to imdb).  It is certainly similar in tone to The Slammin’ Salmon, combining some tasteless gags with a soft-hearted affection for their characters.

Paul Schneider and Olivia Munn look the part as the Macklins and also handle their sexually charged banter fairly nicely.  Heffernan’s big lug Wade is certainly game for all manner of physical comedy, while in a Cosmo Kramer-ish turn, Chandrasekhar goes all in, heedless of political correctness or good judgment.

Frankly, Babymaker’s naughty humor is amusing, but it is hard to be shocked by supposedly outrageous discussions of this or that act anymore.  The result is a diverting but slight comedy, best suited for drunken giggles after a long night out.  Recommended for those who prefer their comedy broad and blue, The Babymakers opens this Friday (8/3) in New York at the AMC Village 7.

Broken Lizard’s Slammin’ Salmon

The food might be decent, but never expect to see celebrity owners at their ostensive restaurants. Actually, that is usually for the best. Take the case of former heavy weight champion turned restaurateur Cleon “Slammin’” Salmon. His idea of taking an active interest in his upscale seafood establishment typically involves terrorizing the wait staff in the Broken Lizard comedy troupe’s The Slamin’ Salmon (trailer here), which opens in New York this Friday.

Probably best known for the Sundance hit Super Troopers, Broken Lizard specializes in dumb humor packaged for the indie film set. Slammin’ is basically more of the same, the only deviation being Kevin Heffernan assuming the directorial duties from fellow Lizard Jay Chandrasekhar. Still, there is something refreshingly politically incorrect about a comedy in which a long series of jokes are written around a schizophrenic character named “Nuts” who turns into the lunatic “Zongo” when he does not take his meds.

After losing a bet to the Yakuza on an albino hunting expedition, “The Champ” has to raise twenty G’s fast. Of course, that is quite a bit more than the restaurant has ever done in one night, but there is no need to be reasonable if you can simply terrify your manager into running a series of escalating sales contests that you have no intention of honoring. It’s good to be the champ.

Slammin’s comedy is overcooked and served with more enthusiasm than style, but to be honest, it is funny more often than not. Granted, the hit-or-miss humor hardly breaks any new ground. When Rich the manager (played by director Heffernan) accidentally swallows a customer’s diamond engagement ring (don’t ask), it is all too obvious where the film is headed—both literally and figuratively. Still, there are some clever moments, including amusing cameos from Morgan Fairchild appearing as herself and Lance Henriksen as her television producer. Broken Lizard also gets credit for maintaining their manic energy and delivering a few big tasteless laughs.

By and large, the staff of the Salmon are pretty likable, particularly How I Met Your Mother’s Cobie Smulders as the cute med student-waitress Tara. However, the Lizards are frequently upstaged by Michael Clarke Duncan (of The Green Mile fame), who is very funny in an appropriately over-the-top way as The Champ. They are all effectively supported by a great looking restaurant set that has the right chic designer look.

Nobody involved in Salmon is likely to hear their name called on Oscar night for their work on this film, but it should have a long life in frat house DVD players. While the humor might not be especially edifying, there are laughs in Salmon. It opens Friday (12/11) at the AMC Empire 25 and Village 7.