When the original Blair Witch Project released, it inspired teenaged
Matthew Nichols and his friend Jordan Reimer to make their own DIY horror movies.
Judging by the small army of found footage films reviewed here, they were
clearly not the only ones. Unfortunately, instead of earning a quick pay day,
they fell into a ravine and died. At least that is what the provincial
Vancouver Island police say, but they never discovered the bodies. Two decades
later, his sister Tara and a documentary film crew set out to uncover their
true fate. In the process, they produce another found footage horror movie:
Markian Tarasiuk’s independently produced and released Hunting Matthew
Nichols, which releases today in theaters.
Way
up in northern Vancouver, there isn’t much for teens to do except watch horror movies
and go hiking. Consequently, everyone hoped Nichols and Reimer would be found,
considering how well they knew the woods (the Canadians call it “bush,” but
same difference). Yet, the police only recovered Nichols’ video camera.
Tara
Nichols wants answers and director Markian Tarasiuk and cameraman Ryan
Alexander McDonald—playing themselves—want to help her at least reach some
closure. Regardless, they get some pretty good footage when they discover the
missing teens were preoccupied with the local not-so-urban legend of Roy McKenzie,
a reputed cult leader, who may or may not have eaten the residents of his
commune. McKenzie can definitely hang with the Blair Witch. Nichols and Reimer
thought so too, judging from the totem the police turn over to his sister.
There
is no getting around the fact Tarasiuk’s film looks and plays very much like Chris
Stuckmann’s Shelby Oaks, but the Roy McKenzie lore helps somewhat set it
apart. It also has some of the best performances you will find in the found footage
sub-genre. Miranda MacDougall shows potential star-power as Tara Nichols.
Even before the 1980s, horror movies were associating sex and death. The former
often led to the latter, but for the horny teens consuming these movies, the hedonism
was maybe worth the risk. “Au contraire” say the Evangelical Australians, who
will do anything to keep their kids from swinging the wrong way. For Naim and
his on-again-off-again friend-hook-up-lover Ryan, the cure is way worse than the
disease in director-screenwriter Adrian Chiarella’s Leviticus, the
opening night film of this year’s New Directors/New Films.
Naim
and his mother recently moved to the sleepy provincial town after enduring a
vague, never fully explained trauma. Clearly, she has adopted religion as her
coping mechanism—the more old-time, the better. Despite their church’s
funky-aspiring Christian rock band, Naim is more interested in exploring his
sexuality, preferably with Ryan. Unfortunately, Ryan also does some exploring with
the “blue jeans” pastor’s son.
In
a fit of jealousy, Naim informs on Ryan and his rival, but soon regrets it. To
cure the boys, the congregation brings in a “Deliverance Preacher” who
essentially places a curse on the lads. Every night, a demon will taunt them in
the form of the one they most desire. According to the film’s logic, this is
intended to scare them straight, literally. Yet, if it actually worked, wouldn’t
the demon subsequently take the shape of women?
Regardless,
Naim’s mother soon commits the ultimate betrayal, by arranging his own session with
the Deliverance Preacher. Ironically, she drives Naim back to Ryan. Despite the
risks, they join forces, in hopes of devising a way to undo the curse. As long
as they are with someone, the demon cannot approach. Yet, as soon as they separate,
they cannot tell whether the doppelganger might be appearing before them,
instead their forbidden lover.
Clearly,
Leviticus (named for the Old Testament book with the hardcore fire-and brimstone
reputation) owes an enormous debt of gratitude to David Robert Mitchell’s It Follows. Chiarella and cinematographer Tyson Perkins stage several darkly
sinister scenes, in which tremendous tension is built from the is-he-or-isn’t-he
question. Frankly, the paranoia of not being able to trust the one you adore
the most is quite terrifying.
However,
the entire curse business makes little sense and the depiction of the Evangelicals
is distractingly heavy-handed and simplistic. If Chiarella were to make a film
about Berber nomads, he would probably try to understand their culture, their values,
and their world view. Yet, obviously, no such effort was made with
Evangelicals. The truth is they simply do not talk or think as Chiarella depicts.
The absence of such understanding leaves Leviticus conspicuously populated
with straw men, whose only purpose is to undermine the beliefs they supposedly
profess. That’s projection and wish fulfilment.
Poor struggling horror writer Rian Burman is going through a lot right now. He
doesn’t need his agent constantly calling to berate him on top of it all. He
ought to just write himself a new one. Apparently, he can do that in the
Clayborne, the low-budget motel he checked into. Things tend to come to pass
there once they are put to paper (or laptop hard drive). Obviously, that will cause
some issues since he writes horror in Alexandra Spieth’s I Know Exactly How
You Die, which hits various streaming platforms tomorrow.
Burman
needs to send that demanding agent some pages pronto, but he is still reeling
from a bad break-up. Katie Waters is a lot like his ex. She is just his type.
Unfortunately, she is also Hector Darbes’ type as well. The serial killer has
stalked her throughout his killing spree and now he has followed her to the
Clayborne as well. That was a far as Burman got before meeting Waters
face-to-face.
He
soon realizes writing comes to life at the Clayborne—a fact Naja, the proprietress
and very amateur poet, reluctantly confirms. Unfortunately, he already washed
out the roads and toppled the local cell towers, but he resolves to change the
tragic fate he envisioned for Waters. Yet, much to his alarm, his story seems
to be taking on a life of its own, in a decidedly dangerous way.
There
is a lot that works in Spieth’s film, starting with the two principles. Rushabh
Patel and Stephanie Gomes Hogan both bring interesting, energetic screen-presences
to the party. The fundamental premise is also intriguing. However, there is an
awful lot of fudging and conspicuous attempts at narrative sleight-of-hand.
This creature has its own Patterson-Gimlin film. Everyone assumes it is a hoax,
but viewers know better. So does Olivia Wheeler, because her missing-presumed-dead
grandfather shot it—and then vanished (conveniently leaving the footage behind).
She also thinks her mother disappeared down its cave in search of him, so she
organizes an expedition to find some traces of them in Howard J. Ford’s Bone
Keeper, which releases this Monday on digital in the UK.
According
to the 2001-inspired prologue, the Bone Keeper has been terrorizing this
inhospitable region of Scotland since the era of neanderthals. Lately, the
Lovecraftian monster has developed a habit of consuming Wheelers. Nevertheless,
the Wheeler granddaughter is determined to continue throwing good family-members
after bad, so to speak.
Wisely,
she has recruited a group of friends who are either abrasively annoying or interchangeably
dull, so viewers won’t mind when the Bone Keeper starts snatching them up, one
by one. Most of them condescendingly assumed they were humoring Wheeler, but
they can’t say they weren’t warned. After all, they visited Prof. Harrison, the
leading expert on the Bone Keeper, whom the locals dismiss as a crank. He did
his best to dissuade Wheeler and her crew. Failing that, he encouraged them to
simply try to bring back some physical proof.
Those noises in your head can really do a number on your sanity. Just ask the
narrator of Poe’s “A Tell-Tale Heart.” However, it is not clear whether Takuji
Matsuoka truly hears them. Regardless, it seems that he “contracted” the insanity
of someone who did in director-screenwriter Kiyoshi Kurosawa’s 45-minute short-ish
film, Chime, which opens this Friday together with Kurosawa’s classic The
Serpent’s Path (the original, not Kurosawa’s recent remake).
Matsuoka
works as continuing ed. culinary instructor, but he clearly yearns to return to
the kitchen as a head chef. He is not a
great teacher, but to be fair, most educators would struggle with a weirdo like
Ichiro Tashiro. When Tashiro complains about hearing chimes inaudible to the
rest of the class, Matsuoka tries to ignore him. However, he can’t ignore what
comes next.
Does
Matsuoka inherit his craziness, or did he always have it? Did Tashiro’s horror
show simply provide a catalyst for releasing it? Kurosawa clearly wants to keep
the answers to such questions ambiguous, perhaps even unknowable. Regardless,
Matsuoka takes a sinister turn that even surpasses Tashiro.
Arguably,
Chime feels like Kurosawa, the horror master, taking a stab at more
subtle and slippery “elevated” “post-horror.” There are shocking moments, but
Kurosawa too coyly toys with the horror elements to sustain much tension.
As
Matsuoka, Mutsuo Yoshioka’s performance is defined by an utter soullessness,
even before his apparent insanity kicks in. Yet, Seiichi Kohinata is more
disturbing as Tashiro, due to his twitchy, awkward sadness.
Suppose Linton never existed in Wuthering Heights, so Earnshaw arranged a
marriage between Catherine and Heathcliff. Then imagine their story turns into
a horror movie that culminates in a notorious national trauma. That is the
sinister and complicated fate in store for Sugeng and Arum in director-screenwriter
Hanung Bramantyo’s The Hole: 309 Days Before the Tragedy, which EST N8
is repping internationally, following its Rotterdam festival premiere.
Lubang
Buaya is a village in East Jakarta, not far from an Air Force base, where the Indonesian
Communist Party murdered seven Army officers and unleashed chaos during their
failed coup attempt. Frankly, the CIA had its doubts regarding the official
story, but Sukarno, who had been flirting with the Communists with his
anti-imperialist rhetoric, used the incident to decidedly turn against them.
Frankly, even when Bramantyo finally reveals all, it is rather hard to see how
the Sugeng and Arum’s story ultimately leads into that historical controversy—but
somehow it does.
Arguably,
even Sugeng’s marriage to Arum seems a little iffy, since Sukarya raised them
both as his children. However, since Sugeng, the former street urchin, is not a
blood relation, the local Imam gives his blessing. Unfortunately, the celebration
will be short-lived. Since he knows the region, the national police assign
Sugeng the investigation into the gruesome ritual murders of several prominent
local citizens. Tellingly, each victim was denounced by the local Communist
newspaper as part of their shameful gang of seven.
That would
certainly constitute motive, but it does not explain the spectral woman who starts
terrorizing Arum. As the bodies pile up, the Imam suggests it might be the work
of curses cast from a Moorish Andalusian book of black magic. There also might
be reason to suspect the local Imam could be somewhat complicit in the village’s
sins.
Frankly,
horror fans should make a point of watching The Hole whenever the
opportunity arises, because it is frighteningly easy to imagine campaigns to censor
it, for both religious and political reasons. Bramantyo takes some big,
fearless swings and tackles some highly protected sacred cows. Its gutsy
filmmaking, to the point of even thrilling with its defiant iconoclasm.
However,
Bramantyo still takes care of genre business, building suspense out of an
atmosphere of corruption and foreboding. There is definitely bad karma at work,
to the point that viewers’ sympathies start to flip, or at least become
considerably more complicated.
Sabdo and Intan Kuncoro are like the poor relations of a gothic novel. After their
father dies and their house burns down, their wealthy Uncle Arjo takes them
into his home. The hyper-class-conscious might suspect the hardscrabble siblings
will never be considered full members of Arjo’s family, but their uncle and his
wife Lasmini are only too eager to accept them. Of course, there are terrifying
reasons for this in Kimo Stamboel’s Janur Ireng: Sewu Dino the Prequel,
which just opened in Cambodia and Vietnam (with EST N8 currently repping other
territories).
Don’t
worry if you haven’t seen Stamboel’s Sewu Dino. This is the prequel, so
newcomers can easily follow the story, based on SimpleMan’s online story (just
like Stamboel’s Dancing Village: The Curse Begins)—at least until the
final scene somewhat bafflingly links it back to the prior (subsequent) film.
Regardless,
orphaned Sabdo and Intan are rather intimidated by their stately new home. Indeed,
despite the luxury, the Kuncoro manor absolutely drips with bad vibes. The
decidedly gothic set-up soon takes a rather folk horror turn when Uncle Arjo
forces Sabdo to sacrifice a goat. In fact, such ceremonies become a bizarrely regular
thing.
It
turns out their late father had good reasons for cutting ties with his brother’s
branch of the family. These Kuncoros are scary people and Sabdo’s prospective
role will be especially ominous, involving rites and literal demons. What
transpires probably holds a great deal of tragic irony for those who have seen the
original Sewu Dino (which currently streams on Prime). However, it
probably lands with even greater force for those who haven’t.
Either
way, there is an extended scene of third act lunacy that is so jaw-droppingly
over-the-top, it ought to make Janur Ireng a cult classic and a
perennial favorite for midnight movie screenings. You’ll know it when you see
it. Yet, before that, Stamboel crafts a moody folk horror film, rich with atmosphere
and foreboding.
Michaela is a bad mother, but it runs in the family. Her mother was the notorious
crazy lady who killed herself. Maybe being the drunk driver who nearly accidentally
killed herself and her daughter isn’t so bad in comparison. It still isn’t
great—as her husband constantly reminds her. Regardless, when Michaela finally
returns home, she will either face her ghosts or succumb to them in Achmed Abdel-Salam’s
Smother, which releases Friday on IndiePix Unlimited.
Hanna
still hasn’t forgiven her mother for the accident and her father Alex isn’t
exactly letting it go either. Unfortunately, Alex caters to Hanna’s neurotic
behavior and psychosomatic illnesses, which dramatically escalated after the
incident. However, she enjoys the countryside when the family returns to
Michaela’s ancestral home for her grandfather’s funeral.
Michaela
hasn’t been home for years—and it is easy to see why. The crass locals still openly
gossip about her mother’s notorious suicide. Understandably, Michaela repressed
many of her childhood memories of that tragic day, but they start rushing back
when she starts seeing vision of her mother. Her Grudge-like mother seems to have
unfinished business with her—or maybe Hanna.
Smother
is the kind of so-called
“elevated” horror movie that devotes all its time to elevation, shortchanging
the horror. There are some creepy elements introduced, but Abdl-Salam allows them
to wither on the vine. Some might euphemistically describe Smother as a “taut
slow burn,” but the truth is it often drags, which is a real drawback for a
horror film. Rather confusingly, the film also clearly implies Peppi, the
elderly neighbor abuses his partially dementia-afflicted wife Gerti, but then
completely ignores the implications.
It only seems logical that you should have have a “ghost train” to go with a “ghost
station.” Now Well Go USA has both. Jeong Yong-ki’s The Ghost Station explicitly
set its hauntings in notorious Oksu Station, which has become the epicenter of
urban legends thanks to a hit web comic. This film takes place in Gwanglim Station,
but it is clearly inspired by Oksu and Japan’s Kisaragi Station, the granddaddy
of all haunted metro stops. Regardless, commuters would be better off taking
the bus in Tak Se-woong’s Ghost Train, which releases today on BluRay.
Da-kyoung,
a.k.a. “The Horror Queen” is n influencer without influence, who works for a
sad Gawker-Vice-style YouTube network, trying to bring home the eyeballs.
Unfortunately, clicks are down, so Gwanglim Station might be her last hurrah.
However, premium booze has a knack for loosening the Station Master’s tongue. Thanks
to his stories, her views start climbing. They also give the film an anthology
vibe, because they seem relatively self-contained and thematically diverse. (It
is also hard to see how he would know some of these things, but who wants to be
pedantic, right?)
In any
event, bad stuff happens down there. Eventually, an informant tells Da-kyoung the
station was built on top of a cult church, where the members committed mass
suicide to grant their leader immortality. That is creepy element that helps
distinguish Train from Station.
Frankly,
the two films are quite evenly matched in most ways. Joo Hyun-young’s
performance as Da-kyoung is generally on par with everyone appearing in Ghost
Station. However, Jeon Bae-soo eventually takes over the film, to its advantage,
in a very strange and memorable way as the world-weary Station Master.
Ironically, Josie’s friends survived working a season as camp counselors, just to
die in her barn. Technically, it has been converted into a farmhouse. Honestly,
except for Simon, the nice guy, they are all basically animals, who should be
sleeping on straw and drinking out of a trough. Regardless, they will probably
die like lambs to the slaughter in Gabriel Bernini’s Blood Barn, which
premieres tomorrow on Screambox.
This is
one of those intentionally grainy-looking, deliberately cheesy, VHS-approximating
retro-horror films. For what its worth, Bernini and the design team get the
look perfect. Paradoxically, the filmmakers who cranked out the films that
inspired Blood Barn would have been thrilled to have the modern techniques
available to Bernini for a more polished look. Be that as it may, nostalgia always
has a place in horror.
Josie
is wildly insecure, so she invites her new “friends” to finish the summer at
her family’s old lake house. They should have the place to themselves, because
her other relatives never stay there anymore—with good reason. As it happens,
Josie’s own memories of the place are rather foggy, in a repressed kind of way.
At least the video tape of family home movies her so-called friends start
jeering at slowly reawakens bits and pieces buried in her head.
It is
hard to really say what the heck is going on, but it seems vaguely Lovecraftian,
in a way possibly inspired by Possession. Whatever the heck it is, you
do not want to let it get its tentacles into you, in a very literal sense.
Once
you get past the look of the film, clearly intended to invoke memories of the
original micro-budget Evil Dead, there isn’t much to the film. The only “name”
is Chloe Cherry, the former adult performer turned Euphoria co-star, as
the sexually forward Rachel, but her charms will elude most mortal viewers
unfamiliar with her previous work.
Rebecca Owens isn’t exactly a people person, but nobody actually wants to do
business with River Fields Mortuary (or any of their competitors), so it should
be a good fit. The problem is all the demons possessing the dead. Her boss,
Raymond Delver never mentioned that during his training program. Unfortunately,
she is in for a rough night of on-the-job learning in Jeremiah Kipp’s The
Mortuary Assistant, based on Brian Clarke’s video game, which opens this
Friday in theaters.
The
embalming and cremating are not a problem for Owens. The exorcisms will be trickier.
Delver never mentioned that part of the job. However, on her first busy night
working alone, a parasitic demon lurking inside one of the bodies senses her emotional
baggage makes her ripe for possession. Much to her annoyance, Delver clearly
expected something like this to happen. At least he has procedures in place—assuming
she can trust her eyes and ears—which she can’t.
Movies
based on video games probably have the worst critical reputation of any
cinematic genre. Yet, weirdly, films derived from survival horror games tend to
be positive outliers, as exemplified buy the original Five Nights at Freddy’s
and the Taiwanese Detention, perhaps because they have clearly established
characters and storylines to build upon. In this case, the screenplay,
co-written by Clarke (the game designer) and Tracee Beebe, also hews quite
faithfully to the video game narrative.
Kipp
does a nice job building tension from the creepy, claustrophobic location and
the infernal franchise lore. The two co-leads also far exceed the expectations
resulting from the film’s gaming source material. Willa Holland (whom Arrowverse
fans know as Thea Queen) is credibly neurotic as Owens, while still suggesting
she has sufficient fortitude to survive (at least potentially).
The Konami videogames never explicitly identified Silent Hill’s state, but it was
generally understood to be somewhere in New England, even though it was inspired
by the real-life ghost town, Centralia, PA, which was evacuated due to toxic
coal mines fires that continue smoldering decades later. However, the first two films located the nefarious burg in West Virginia. Now, the third installment geographically shifts
the ominous town to Maine, more in keeping with game lore. Regardless,
Silent Hill is a nice place to be from—far from. Nevertheless, James Sunderland
revisits his late wife's hometown after several years away, when he receives a mysterious letter from her in Christophe Gans’s Return to Silent Hill, which opens today in
theaters.
Presumably,
Mary Crane died during the environmental disaster that devastated Silent Hill,
but the details were sketchy, so Sunderland still holds out hope. Of course,
the letter’s inexplicable arrival clearly suggests a sinister force is luring the
grieving artist into Silent Hill’s supernatural peril.
Obviously,
this is not the picturesque Silent Hill Sunderland remembers. The air is now
foul and cloudy, while monsters roam the ruins, definitely including
Pyramid Head, who has been slightly redesigned since the previous two films.
Yet, we can tell from flashbacks, evil always lurked below the surface in
Silent Hill. That was especially true of the sinister cult founded by Crane’s father,
who acted like they had been evicted from the Dakota Building (a.k.a. The
Bramford in Rosemary’s Baby).
Naturally,
Sunderland eventually finds his way to the Silent Hill hospital, because
faceless nurses are an iconic element of the games. Along the way, he
encounters Maria, a human survivor, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Crane,
except she carries herself in a much more provocative manner. Indeed, she seems
torn between helping and seducing Sunderland.
Return
to Silent Hill is
set in the same cinematic world as the first two films, but it adapts the
storyline of the second game release—relatively faithfully. Unfortunately, the
most notable deviations devised by Gans and co-screenwriters Sandra Vo-Anh and
Will Schneider are uniformly bad, because they dispel the mood and kill the
tension. Arguably, the new bits might even undermine franchise mythology,
depending how viewers interpret them.
It is
strange Gans took such a misstep, because has always maintained a good rep with
fans for his understanding of and enthusiasm for the franchise. Indeed, Return
does a lot of things right from the perspective of the fanbase, especially the
score penned by Akira Yamaoka, the longtime composer for the games. Loyalists will likely also appreciate seeing Evie Templeton reprise her role as Laura, the strange
street waif who somehow survived the town’s horrors, from the recent remake of Silent
Hill 2, the game (not the movie).
Mickey considers Solvieg a healer. The locals call her a witch. This is not a case
of potato-potahto. Viewers can tell from some of the flashbacks that the locals
are probably more right than wrong. Either way, Mickey entrusts herself to the
strange woman’s care in the latest film from the Adams Filmmaking Family (John Adams,
Zelda Adams, and Toby Poser), Mother of Flies, which premieres this
Friday on Shudder.
Sadly,
Mickey’s cancer has returned while she was away at college—aggressively.
Exhausted with conventional treatments, she has convinced her father Jake to
accompany her while she visits Solveig. Of course, Jake is suspicious, but
Micky assures him Solveig is not trying to swindle her. She didn’t even
advertise or pitch her services in a commercial sense. According to Mickey, Solveig
came to her in a dream.
Jake is
still skeptical, as well he should be. He doesn’t take to Solveig’s vegetarian
cooking, while some of the “healer’s” “treatments” look quite distressing. Yet,
Mickey believes Solveig’s weird occult remedies must be working. Awkwardly, the
college student starts to resent her father’s doubts, arguing they undermine
the faith Solveig’s treatment requires.
The
Adamses have confirmed Mother of Flies was inspired by their own family history
of cancer survival, but most viewers could guess as much just from watching.
Every frame rings with uncomfortable authenticity, while a good deal of
dialogue sounds adapted from memory. It is definitely one of the most
emotionally sophisticated horror films of the year. To some extent, the
serious, very mortal issues of mortality overshadow the supernatural horror
that should drive the film. However, Solveig is always massively creepy.
This ghost town had two major employers, the amusement park and the prison, both
of which closed due to tragic irregularities. Darke County’s economy
crashed, due to insufficient diversification, but the abandoned ruins of both predictably
became a magnet for online ghost hunters like Mia Brennan-Walker’s little
sister Riley. Naturally, Shelby Oaks Prison is a spooky place, because scenes
there were filmed at the Ohio State Reformatory, a real-life place considered
one of the most haunted prisons in America. Ominously, Brennan and her fellow “Paranormal
Paranoids” disappeared shortly after their Shelby Oaks episodes. Despite the passage
of years, Brennan heads back out into Darke County looking for Riley, after some
admittedly strong prompting in Chris Stuckmann’s Shelby Oaks, which releases
tomorrow on DVD.
Shelby
Oaks is not found
footage, but most of the first act plays out that way, as news reports and the
Paranormal Paranoids’ archival footage provide most of the exposition. Brennan
and her three friends started posting spooky footage back when it was a relatively
new phenomenon, so they quickly built a following. Initially, their
disappearance was dismissed a publicity stunt, but as the mystery persisted,
they became online causes célèbres.
Indeed,
yet another film crew happens to be interviewing Brennan-Walker when Wilson
Miles rings her doorbell—just so he can commit suicide in front of her. At this
point, the film drops the found footage perspective, so we can see Brennan-Walker
secretly pocket the mini-video tape he drops. Following Miles’ trail leads her
back to Shelby Oaks Prison. Along the way, she detects signs of some serious demonic
iconography.
To a
large extent, the first hour of Shelby Oaks plays out like a fusion of Blair
Witch Project and one of the better online/reality TV ghost hunting crews
meeting their match, as maybe best exemplified by Grave Encounters.
However, Stuckmann marshals and recombines those elements with remarkable
dexterity. It might be familiar, but it works really well.
Anyone who knows anything about horror movies understands only bad things happen
at summer camp. That is just as true for Camp Almar in this film as it was for
Camp Crystal Lake in the Friday the 13th franchise. However,
the situation is a lot more complicated for young, insecure Morgan. His camp
harbors some seriously sinister secrets in Daniel DelPurgatorio’s Marshmallow,
which starts streaming tomorrow on Shudder.
Awkward
Morgan could use a boost of confidence, so his kindly grandfather Roy cautiously
suggests two months of summer camp might not be such a bad thing. Then he has a
heart attack and dies. Morgan’s parents send him to camp anyway.
Maybe
old Roy was right. Morgan quickly befriends fellow nerds Dirk and Raj. He also
meets Pilar, a girl who is willing to talk to him. Unfortunately, he must room
with CJ, the camp’s violent bully. Morgan is also freaked out by the stories of
“The Doctor,” the camp’s supposed bogeyman (told round the old campfire, with
hot chocolate—hence the title). Consequently, his friends initially assume his
imagination has simply gotten the better of him when Morgan warns them the
Doctor is tazing kids with a cattle prod. Yet, sure enough, it turns out to be
true.
DelPurgatorio
and screenwriter Andy Greskoviak deliver plenty of fan-pleasing retro 80’s
horror vibes, while still telling a relatively original story. This is more
than a slasher film, but it still has some of those elements. Nevertheless,
there is little outright gore in Marshmallow. Instead, DelPurgatorio
prioritizes suggestive mood and eerie atmosphere. Although it culminates with
some genuinely surprising lunacy, the second act is arguably even more fun, in
a nostalgic, throwback kind of way.
It seems like stupid horror movie characters never manage to overcome the monsters
stalking them. Fifteen-year-old Max is a notable exception. She stymies her
supernatural slasher within the first act. However, she faces even greater
horrors as a result. That might not sound fair, but Satanic deals really aren’t
known for being equitable. The titular character continues to do what he does
best in director-screenwriter Colin Krawchuk’s The Jester 2, which
premieres today on Shudder.
Poor
Max’s mother doesn’t allow her to trick-or-treat anymore and her high school
classmates belittle her for her passion for magic. They shouldn’t have
scoffed, because she immediately recognizes the card trick the Jester tries to show
her. It turns outs the Jester can’t kill her, because he didn’t “trick” her
first. That is a big problem for him, because he must trick and kill four sacrifices
everyone Halloween night or the Devil will take him back to Hell for an
uncomfortably nasty eternity.
Awkwardly,
this becomes a big problem for Max too, because she essentially inherits
oversight responsibility for the Jester’s Faustian contract. Of course, the
Jester is happy to sacrifice any old anyone, but Max insists they should be
more selective. Nevertheless, she quickly realizes even her worst bullies do
not deserve the Jester’s treatment.
Krawchuk’s
sequel is considerably better than the Terrifier rip-off that fans might
assume, based on the Jester’s clown-like makeup. Krawchuk creates some intriguing
lore for his signature bogeyman. Yet, the film’s greatest asset would be Max’s resourcefulness.
Having already bested the Jester once, viewers can reasonably root for her to
do it again.
The popular acronym G.O.A.T. is a perfect example of how our language has been dumbed
down and junked up. In sports terms, the “goat” used to be the scapegoat who
took the blame for a loss. Now it supposedly means “greatest of all time,” but
it obviously doesn’t. If Jordan was the GOAT, then that necessarily excludes Kobi
Bryant, Steph Curry, or whoever from GOAT status. The term ought to be O.O.G.O.A.W.
for one of the greatest of all this week. Regardless, the football world identifies
Cameron Cade as the next potential GOAT and he just might be—but explaining why
would be spoilery in Justin Tipping’s Him, produced by Jordan Peele, which
premieres Friday on Peacock.
The San
Antonio Saviors sound like the American football cousins of Sao Paulo’s
Corinthians, except they are not very Portuguese. They are also quite
ironically named. However, Cade does not know that as he grows up rooting for
the Saviors. It would be his dream to play for them, but his pro aspirations nearly
end when a mysterious assailant brutally attacks him after a practice. Frankly,
this is probably the scariest scene of the film.
Given
his head trauma, Cade must back out of the pre-draft combine. Yet, his pro dreams
suddenly revive when the Saviors invite him to a private workout with their
star quarterback, Isaiah White, who is rumored to be retiring next season. (Obviously,
there is a strong case to be made for Whitee’s greatness, considering he is
still starting professionally, even though he is portrayed by a Gen X actor. ) Cade
could be his anointed successor, if he impresses. Yet rather ominously, the
bizarre tryout sessions are much more grueling than he expected, physically and
especially emotionally. Soon, Cade starts to both doubt his sanity and suspect
the team trainers of deliberate malice and cruelty. Yet, whenever White dangles
the prospect of superstardom, he comes back for more.
Arguably,
Tipping hides his big secrets too effectively, because the truth of the Saviors
is quite intriguing horror movie fodder, but Him only skims the surface of
what could have been some darkly sinister lore. Disappointingly, the film
rarely capitalizes on the sort of terrors typically associated with the Saviors’
true nature. Instead, most of menacing sequences play out more on a psychological
level, as possible dreams, visions, or hallucinations. Consequently, it is hard
for Tipping to sustain the tension, when each trippy set piece ends with Cade
waking up from a fever dream, drenched in sweat. After a while, viewers become
conditioned not invest in the images Tipping presents, no matter how intense
they might be.
Time loops are always scary, but the ones in horror movies are always the worst.
That is because the people looping usually need to be brutally murdered to restart
the cycle. This one is one of those. Unfortunately, lucky Laura is the only one
who remembers she and her companions are looping in director-screenwriter Blake
Ridder’s Manor of Darkness, which releases today on digital VOD.
Laura
is the responsible sibling caring for her ailing mother, while her negligent
brother Chris has been shirking his duties. The last time she helped Chris pull
off a job, it cratered into disaster, but she needs the money, so here she is.
He also recruits his girlfriend Lisa, who everyone else can tell is pregnant
and Andy, whose pickpocketing and hustling skills caught his eye in the bar.
According
to vague rumors, there is some great treasure hidden in Lucas’s manor house.
Supposedly, Chris conned him into thinking they are a documentary crew, so they
can search for the loot, but instead it was Lucas who lured them to the manor
house. He claimed he intended to warn them of the loop, but Laura had already
opened the evil pandora’s box, letting loose whatever the evil entity might be.
As a result, only she remembers each time Lucas stabs them to death for a
restart. He also tries to give them helpful advice for dealing with the loop—so
yes, you could describe their relationship as complicated and stormy.
Despite
Ridder’s obvious budget constraints, he managed to serve up a relatively fresh
take on the horror movie time loop that does not feel like a transparent
rip-off of either Happy Death Day or Until Dawn. The rewinding
gamesmanship works pretty well, especially since the 82-minute film does not
have time for many go-rounds.
You could call Andrea the child of globalization. Her French birth mother was a
French expat in Argentina, who gave Andrea up for adaption, stipulating a new
home for her in Spain. However, the style and atmosphere of her resulting story
is very much like what expect and appreciate from Spanish horror movies.
Unfortunately, a mysterious evil force show no respect for borders in director-co-screenwriter
Pedro Martin-Calero’s The Wailing, which releases today on VOD.
Like
most teenagers, Andrea resents her parents. She also resents Marie Montand, the
woman who gave birth to her, mostly for dying before she could find her.
Awkwardly, her parents only revealed her origin recently, which turned out to
be way too late. Yet, rather ominously, Montand did not just surrender her
daughter. She also committed suicide, after doing time for murdering a teenaged
girl roughly her age. That is a lot for Andrea to unpack.
Her
exchange student boyfriend Pau suggests she take time off, so she can visit him
in Australia. By the way, he also asks, who is the person standing behind you
in the video she sent? What person? Yes, indeed, there is a strange old man
standing behind her, off to the side and in the shadows, hidden in just about
all her recent videos and selfies. Slowly, Andrea starts to suspect the mystery
involves an eerie old building in Madrid that looks exactly like the one
Montand once inhabited in Buenos Aires.
Rewinding
twenty years, Martin-Calero switches his focus to Camile, a film student, who
develops a borderline obsession with Montand, an expat party girl. Briefly, she
manages to bridge the gap between stalker and potential lover (don’t try this
in real-life kids). However, in the process, she generates a lot of film and
photos, all of which reveal a sinister figure observing Montand in the
background.
By
horror standards, there is very little blood and gore in The Wailing.
However, it is rich in foreboding and dread. Martin-Calero builds the tension
slowly but steadily. While the bifurcated structure is initially jarring, it is
ultimately quite effective.
In Larkin, Texas, social life largely revolves around the church and the barbecue
roadhouse. It is about as red as the meat proprietor Winston Boon serves up,
but this film still invites sympathy for the community. Something sinister has
been secretly preying on the town for years. A brother and sister struggle to
expose the bizarre truth in Paul Gandersman & Peter S. Hall’s Man Finds
Tape, which releases this Friday in theaters and on-demand.
Believe
it or not, the director-screenwriters breathe new life into the found footage
subgenre, precisely by embracing its limitations. Lucas Page is a notorious paranormal
influencer, who built a massive following with the mysterious videos of his
childhood an unknown someone reportedly delivered to him. The first allegedly
depicts a shadowy figure standing over him while he innocently slept. Ominously,
it clearly was not his parents.
Page
would later admit he faked the subsequent tapes in hopes of drawing out the mysterious
party. Consequently, his sister Lynn is skeptical when Lucas video-calls,
asking her to watch more of his dubious footage. However, when he passes out
mid-call, she reluctantly returns to Larkin, out of concern.
Having
left town as a teenager, after the untimely deaths of their parents, Ms. Page
seems immune to whatever plagues the locals. Clearly, it is not just her
brother. Her former bestie (and Lucas’s on-again-off-again girlfriend) Wendy
Parker willing goes on-the-record and on-camera to discusses her experiences.
Boon also sits for a few interviews, but he is far less willing to face the creepy
phenomenon. However, a strange outsider (conveniently referred to as “The
Stranger”) obviously understands what is happening, but he clearly has not come
to Larkin with altruistic motives.
Man
Finds Tape works
so well because it uses our disbelief against us, jujitsu-like. As the primary
narrating voice, Lynn Page constantly expresses skepticism. Essentially, she
even invites the audience to compare her ostensive film to presumed hoaxes,
like the Patterson-Gimlin Big Foot tape. The horror itself is also initially
hard to define. While it inspires fear and paranoia, it also takes on subtly
Lovecraftian overtones.
Gandersman
and Hall create a potent atmosphere of dread, which steadily escalates. Even
though Rev. Endicott Carr is unambiguously implicated in the uncanny skullduggery
afoot, Man Finds Tape still feels highly sympathetic to its small Texas
setting.