Evidently, in 1,400 years, or so, there will still be people who believe in magic—not just Jedi and Bene Gesserit mental powers, but straight up magic. However, they will no longer spell Djinn with a “D.” Regardless, a luckless loser finds a certain lamp in director-screenwriter-editor Matt Busch’s Aladdin 3477: The Jinn of Wisdom, which is now available on VOD.
Yes, his name is Aladdin and he eventually stumbles across a lamp, but it is clear Busch was more interested in remaking Star Wars (even giving it poster-placement and a shout-out) rather than The Thief of Baghdad. Aladdin hopes to rescue a princess, which is a common element to both films, but his constant companion is a robot named Fidgi, shaped suspiciously like R2D2, but he flies very much like V.I.N.CENT in the Black Hole.
There is also a dodgy adventurer who keeps conning thieves into trying to steal the Jinn of Wisdom’s lamp from its buried tomb, but he can never successfully negotiate the inevitable “you throw me the idol, I throw you the whip” impasse. Of course, Aladdin agrees to be his next unwitting victim.
In fact, it takes about an hour before the Jinn makes his first appearance. Frankly, the first fifteen minutes are entirely devoted to Aladdin running through a Hong Kong bizarre, trying to avoid the cops and his vengeful ex. That would be Hong Kong, China, as it is identified. The United States also happens to now be part of the United States of China, so Busch certainly did his best to position the film for a Chinese distribution deal.
There are times when the film’s grungy but inventive special effects hold nostalgic charm, especially for fans of Roger Corman’s Star Wars knockoffs (like Space Raiders). However, the titular character is boorishly obnoxious, especially in his treatment Oomi, his torch-carrying protector.
Arguably, the real star of 3477 is Lin Zy, who shows off some serious moves as silent but formidable Oomi. Despite her silence, Zy outshines Christi Perovski playing the object of Aladdin’s daydreaming affections, Princess Kamala. Erik Steele’s Aladdin has the charm of fingernails scraping a blackboard. Conversely, Aaron Golematis succeeds surprisingly often at earning laughs through the Jinn’s ironic commentary.
Arguably, Busch would have benefited from an outside editor he trusted to say no to some of the film’s excesses. Genre fans should appreciate his can-do spirit, but the film needs more discipline and a more polished cast. Ther is no hard feelings towards 3477, because it is a scrappy underdog production. However, it will be a tough ask to get viewers to come back for the next two films in the trilogy promised in the post-credits teaser. Just not good enough to recommend, Aladdin 3477 is now available on VOD.