Hollywood
and indie filmmakers alike just aren’t sure what to make of the South. Culturally,
it is a whole different world, but the relatively high poverty rate ought to
make Southerners politically exploitable. It is not hard to pick up on the
conflicted feelings in Daniel Scheinert’s The
Death of Dick Long, which opens tomorrow in New York.
Zeke
Olsen digs playing in his southern garage rock band Pink Freud with his pals
Earl Wyeth and Dick Long, even though (or because) they are more of a drunken
rehearsal group than a gigging professional outfit. After pounding plenty of
beers during the course of this fateful night, Long asks his buds: “want to get
weird?” That they do, but the audience is mercifully spared the spectacle.
Whatever happened, it went terribly awry this time, resulting in Long’s titular
death.
Due
to the unspeakable circumstances, Long is desperate to cover up their
misadventures. Unfortunately, he is even less suited to masterminding a
cover-up than the Watergate burglars. He is mostly on his own too, because
Wyeth makes it clear he intends to boogie out of town. However, Olsen is more
tied to the community through his wife Lydia and their young daughter, whose
teacher just happens to be Long’s increasingly concerned wife Jane (actually,
she is his widow, but she doesn’t know it yet).
Long
tries to dispose of evidence and fabricate an alternate narrative, but his
efforts are laughably inept. Fortunately, Sheriff Spenser and Officer Dudley
are so polite and southern about things, they do not immediately throw him
under the third-degree light. Frankly, Olsen’s wife is probably more suspicious
than they are.