Thursday, May 11, 2023

It Ain’t Over, the Yogi Berra Doc

Lawrence Joseph "Yogi” Berra probably appeared in more commercials than Michael Jordan or LeBron James, but instead of presenting himself as a secular superhero, the beloved New York Yankee always self-deprecatingly poked fun at his own image. One thing is certain, Berra had more championship rings than either of them—ten in total. Yet, over the years, the “Yogi-isms” overshadowed his exceptional baseball career. Filmmaker Sean Mullin sets the record straight with the help of his granddaughter (and executive producer), Lindsay Berra, who serves as the lead voice in It Ain’t Over, opening tomorrow in theaters.

In addition to the World Series championships, Berra was an 18-time All-Star, a 3-time American League MVP, and he called Don Larsen’s perfect World Series game. However, Berra is largely remembered for the funny things that kind of-sort of make sense, which he may or may not have really said. As his granddaughter and other friends and colleagues run through his accomplishments for the benefit of Mullin and the audience, they make an overwhelming case.

They cover it all, especially including Jackie Robinson safely stealing home on Berra during the World Series, a call the catcher disputed to his dying day. Nevertheless, the film emphasizes Berra was always a voice for tolerance and inclusion in Major League Baseball, particularly during the early days of the league’s racial integration. Appropriately, but somewhat frustratingly for Yankees fans, Berra’s feud with George Steinbrenner and his self-banishment from Yankee Stadium are also covered in length.

Perhaps the most eye-opening segments of
It Ain’t Over explore Berra’s relationship with his son Dale, whom he coached while he was the Yankee manager. Dale Berra talks candidly about his addiction issues, which sabotaged his own promising MLB career and the support from his father and family that help him overcome them.

Wednesday, May 10, 2023

World War III, at UCLA’s Celebration of Iranian Cinema

In a way, it is pretty impressive that this film even exists. Former President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad made Holocaust denial part of the government ideology, launching the first of three national Holocaust-mocking cartoon competitions. Yet, this film would lose much of its bite if viewers bought into the Iranian government’s poisonous delusions. The drama escalates precipitously among the crew working on possibly the stilted and tone-deaf Holocaust film-within-the-film in Houman Seyedi’s World War III, which screens as part of the 2023 UCLA Celebration of Iranian Cinema.

Shakib is a middle-aged wreck of a man, who found comfort in the arms of Ladan, a deaf sex-worker, after his wife and child were killed in the earthquake. He wants to start a new life with her, but the brothel owner considers Ladan his property and Shakib lacks even two-thousand tomans to rub together. As a day-laborer, he helps construct the concentration camp set to be used for an independent Holocaust film, directed by Rastegar, a pretentious director obviously inspired by several Iranian auteurs (including Kiarostami, but he completely lacks Panahi’s down-to-earth humility).

By saving the producer from a bonk on the head, Shakib gets to stay on, first as the nightwatchman and then as one of the extras. Much to his confusion, Shakib gets a further promotion when the thesp playing Hitler has a heartache. Initially, Shakib hardly looks like a dead-ringer, but the makeup brings out something Chaplinesque, circa
The Great Dictator, in him. However, he requires a lot of direction, because Shakib has never heard of Hitler (in his defense, in Iran, how would he have?).

From there, the drama gets wildly crazy and brutally intense. By Western standards, Seyedi’s use of Holocaust themes are daring, pushing the boundaries of good taste, but it is clear he understands their significance better than his country’s leaders. It is definitely edgy, but it also highlights the fictional film crew’s total lack of awareness or empathy. It is hard to watch and even harder to miss the point when they force an intimidated group of extras to strip down in the gas chamber set. Of course, none of this would make any sense to anyone who denies the events the film-within-the-film recreates.

The emotional violence in
WWIII steadily escalates, in a manner very similar to the films of Farhadi. However, Seyedi (and co-screenwriters Arian Vazirdaftari and Azad Jafarian) have created an extreme set of circumstances, well outside the course of ordinary life, in marked contrast to Farhadi’s realistic domestic dramas that spin out of control.

Tuesday, May 09, 2023

Intelligence: A Special Agent Special, on Peacock

Where is KAOS from Get Smart when we need them? The enemies of Western democracy are very real and they are on the march. The CCP is committing genocide in Xinjiang and sending spy balloons over the United States. Putin invaded Ukraine, a democracy aspiring to align itself with NATO and the EU. However, the producers and writer-creator of Intelligence cast as their final villain a UK Conservative politician who isn’t as green as they would like her to be. Remember this episode next time a pundit complains about the polarization of society. Of course, a lot of people will probably forget about the one-shot special, because it concludes the entire series. The shticky misadventures of the blowhard NSA Agent Jerry Bernstein and his nebbish GCHQ sidekick Joseph Harries end on a divisive note when Intelligence: A Special Agent Special premieres Thursday on Peacock.

GCHQ has been hacked, which is pretty bad. Even “worse,” they stole the damning climate data that would have undermined the new jobs- and standard-of-living-friendly policy of current Energy Minister Joanna Telfer Fotheringham, who happens to be the estranged sister of GCHQ boss Christine Cranfield. Since the government considers it a bad thing for the UK’s NSA to be compromised, Cranfield is getting sacked. However, in her remaining time left, she hatches a screwball scheme with moronic Bernstein and klutzy Harries to swap in the real data, during Fotheringham addresses the G7.

Given the in media res opening, depicting the bickering Bernstein and Harries in a Perils-of-Pauline-style predicament, it is probably safe to guess their mission went down poorly. If you think G7 climate conferences are dangerous, try protesting for democracy in Hong Kong. Also, try imagining the outcry if one of America’s intelligence agencies interfered with a Jennifer Granholm speech. However, creator-writer-co-star Nick Mohammed apparently believes all laws and rules of decorum are all conditional on agreement with his political ideology.

The Curse of Wolf Mountain, “Co-Starring” Tobin Bell & Danny Trejo

Fortunately, for the producers of this film, horror fans have a long tradition of forgiving misleading titles. For instance, there is no “curse” in this film. The title evokes Wolfman vibes, but it is closer in spirit to Wolf Creek. There is also the matter of the famous above-the-title co-stars, Tobin Bell and Danny Trejo, who maybe have a combined ten or fifteen minutes of screen-time. So, adjust your expectations accordingly when David Lipper’s The Curse of Wolf Mountain releases today on VOD.

AJ has always been haunted by the feeling there was an evil presence with his parents when they fell to their deaths off Wolf Mountain. However, his mind still suppresses the traumatic events he possibly witnessed, even after years of therapy with Dr. Avery. They were close to a break through with hypnosis, but Avery was afraid further sessions could be dangerous, so he advises AJ to revisit the scene of his parents’ deaths, which sounds way safer, right?

At least AJ will not be alone. His wife Samantha insists on coming too. Then his brother Max decides to tag-along and his wife Lexi tags-along with him, and her sister Emma and her deadbeat boyfriend James tag-along with Lexi. Maybe the last two will be useful, since they are so randy and trashy, the slasher is sure to kill them first.

Weirdly, there is also a trio of hold-up men hiding out on Wolf Mountain too, but they will be no match for the masked killer. Their best hope just might be Ric, AJ’s dog-sitting slacker cousin, so it looks pretty grim.

Honestly, Tobin Bell’s early scene as Dr. Avery is probably of counter-productive reminder of his always intriguing screen presence and how under-employed it is in
Wolf Mountain. It is also painfully clear Lipper and co-producer-screenwriter-co-star Keli Price could only afford a few days with Trejo, because his brief appearances as one of the fugitives do not last long. Price is okay as AJ, but Lipper is probably his own best asset in-front of the camera, playing Max.

Monday, May 08, 2023

BlackBerry: The Rise and Fall Story, Co-Starring Michael Ironside

Before iPhones and Androids, it was the handheld addiction of choice. They were pseudo-affectionately called “CrackBerries.” The company that manufactured them rode their market-share to great heights, but it eventually crashed hard. And yes, they can partially blame China. The semi-lightly-fictionalized true story of Research in Motion and its once-popular product unfold in Matt Johnson’s BlackBerry, somewhat adapted from Jacqie McNish & Sean Silcoff’s Losing the Signal, which opens Friday in theaters.

Mike Lazaridis was the tech guy who could figure things out. Jim Balsillie was the business guy who could get things done. Doug Fregin was the fun guy everyone else really enjoyed working for. Initially, Balsillie had no interest in Lazaridis’s pitch, but when his sharp elbows got him fired, he bought into Research in Motion, thinking he could right the aimless Canadian start-up’s ship.

Unfortunately, the company is in even worse shape than Balsillie expected, but Lazaridis has a potentially game-changing device on the drawing board. Of course, he is reluctant to pitch anything that is not absolutely perfect, but Balsillie is sure Lazaridis can deliver whatever he has to promise. The fact is they really do not have any choice, which Lazaridis grudgingly acknowledges. Fregin, on the other hand, is shocked when his old friend refuses to push back against the sharky Balsillie’s demands.

Of course, that product was the BlackBerry, which a lot of former users still remember with fond nostalgia. For a while, the company could not lose, until they suddenly lost big. Johnson and co-screenwriter-producer Matthew Miller efficiently compress the company’s history into a highly compellingly drama, while sort-or maintaining the quasi-verite style of Johnson’s previous features,
The Dirties and the underwhelming Operation Avalanche. At times, it resembles an episode of The Office, but the stakes are higher—and everything we see on-screen, most definitely including the performances, are much more realistic.

Jay Baruchel portrays Lazaridis as a twitchy bundle of neuroses, but his performance is never cartoony or lazily shticky. As Balsillie, Glenn Howerton rivals Michael Douglas in
Wall Street and Alec Baldwin in Glengerry Glen Ross. When he roars and rages, people better listen, including the audience. Johnson himself is probably the weakest link playing Fregin, whose goofy behavior is so abrasively unprofessional, it pushes viewers to identify with Balsillie.

However, the film gets a huge energy boost from the great Michael Ironside as back-breaking (or a less polite term) COO Charles Purdy. Ironside also had a small but significant role in Hulu’s
The Dropout—if you enjoyed its depiction of Elizabeth Holmes’ fall from grace, you should also dig BlackBerry. Plus, reliable character actor Saul Rubinek makes the most of his appearances as Woodman, a Verizon executive.

Sunday, May 07, 2023

Space Wars: Quest for the Deep Star

Of course, the original Star Wars films were far more fun than the recent stuff from Disney. The knock-offs were also better back then. It is always hard to stop watching the Roger Corman-produced “homages” like Battle Beyond the Stars and Space Raiders (with its suspiciously similar looking special effects). At its best moments, this movie is a little like those scruffy space operas, but only just a little. Still, a lot of stuff gets blasted in Garo Setian’s Space Wars: Quest for the Deep Star, which releases Tuesday on DVD.

In this far, far away galaxy, a dead person’s essence, their consciousness and soul, can be bottled up and reconstituted in an android, but only if you have enough money. Kip Corman (a hat-tip to the B-movie king?) did not have enough money to finish the job for his late (at least for now) wife. To pay for her android transfer, he and his daughter Taylor have taken on several dubious salvage jobs, earning the antagonism of the evil galactic dictator Elnora in the process.

The mother of all salvage jobs would be the Deep Star, a legendary space wreck lost somewhere in the universe. Corman was not even looking for it, when he and Taylor save Jackie, a quirky star-cartographer (who has probably been living alone in space too long), from the outlaw Dykstra, who wants her to chart his course to the Deep Star. Unfortunately, he captures Taylor, in return.

Frankly, the special effects were probably better in Roger Corman’s aforementioned movies (seriously, would he have re-used lackluster space battles?). However, there is something weirdly endearing about its eager over-ambitions. VOD mainstay Michael Pare plays it straight as Corman, never winking for the camera. Olivier Gruner makes an unusually tough villain as Dystra, but he must have been slightly embarrassed by the fight choreography, which mostly consists of everyone exchanging round house punches, like drunken cowboys. Plus, Anahit Setian is surprisingly endearing as the less-shticky-than-you-might-expect Jackie.

Saturday, May 06, 2023

Death’s Roulette, on Paramount+

Compared to the shadowy host who abducted these seven people, U.N. Owen was a model of hospitality in And Then There Were None. At least he was decent enough to murder his guests himself. This unwelcoming mastermind expects them to do it for him. They must choose a victim to kill amongst themselves, but no volunteers, or else. Of course, it is never just one, is it? Clearly, the seven (mostly) strangers are in a heap of trouble in Manolo Cardona’s Death’s Roulette, which is now streaming on Paramount+.

Simon is a cop. Armando is a doctor. Teresa is a flight attendant and Jose is a retiree. As far as they know, they share no connection to Esteban, a powerful industrial, his entitled wife Marta, or their rebellious tree-hugger daughter Lupe. Nevertheless, all seven wake-up groggy, trapped in a drawing room worthy of
Clue, over-looking the ocean. Via an old-timey teletype machine, the unseen host explains the rules. They need to chose a victim. Nobody can offer themselves as a sacrifice, but once the decision is made, the “lottery-winner” must willingly accept his or her fate. If no choice is made, he will kill them all.

The shadowy puppet master has two very lethal lackeys to enforce the rules, as the not-so-magnificent seven quickly learn. He obviously means business, so the guests try to quickly figure out what they have in common, while literally debating the life-and-death issue at-hand.

Admittedly,
Death’s Roulette is like a lot of other Christie rip-offs and revenge thrillers, but screenwriters Gavo Amiel, Frank Ariza, and Julieta Steinberg come up with enough fresh wrinkles to keep it interesting. Thesp-director Cardona nicely capitalizes on the claustrophobic setting and atmospheric trappings. This film straddles genre borders, but it probably leans more towards mystery-thriller than horror.

Friday, May 05, 2023

Third Saturday in October Parts V & I

The annual Alabama-Mobile Seahawks game against Tennessee A&M Commonwealth is a lot like the Alabama-Auburn or Michigan-Ohio State rivalries, but the schools are fictional, so they can’t sue. Their annual game is always around Halloween. As a result, everyone around the ‘Bama-Tennessee border always drinks too much during the game, which makes it the perfect night for an inhuman serial killer to strike—and he keeps striking. Conceived as the fifth and first instalments of a lost 1980s-spanning slasher franchise, screenwriter-director Jay Burleson’s companion films Third Saturday in October Part V and Part I both release today on VOD.

For the viewing experience Burleson intends, start the fifth film, supposedly produced in the early 1990s and then go back to watch the original film, retro-crafted to look like 1979. His concept invites is to watch them out of sequence to approximate the video store experience, when horror fans had to rent whatever was in-stock.

Of course, it is not too difficult to pick up Jakkariah Harding’s backstory in a hurry. He is an unstoppable serial killer, who survived a ride in the electric chair and now terrorizes northern Alabama every Third Saturday in October. In
Part V, Maggie is a baby-sitting final girl, very much in the tradition of Laurie Strode, who is looking after PJ (the film’s Tommy Doyle substitute). However, she has the extraordinarily bad idea of taking the little girl to a party hosted by Peter, a womanizing Alabama-Mobile superfan, who gets tied to his bed as joke by the several women he is trying to seduce, at an incredibly inopportune time.

We can sort of appreciate Burleson’s gimmick, but if you only want to watch one of the films, it should be
Part I. It turns out the “original” is always better. The fake-1979 series launch is probably just as successful as an homage to post-Halloween slashers, but it is funnier as a send-up and the characters are far more compelling.

Ricky Dean Logan and Vicki Newton are two grieving family members of Harding’s victims, who witnessed his resurrection from the electric chair and followed him to Hackleburg. Whereas everyone in the first/fifth film is aggressively annoying (except little PJ), Logan and Newton are highly watchable. In fact, if Burleson ever fills in any of the “missing” sequels, they absolutely must feature Darius Willis and K.J. Baker, as Logan and Newton.

Thursday, May 04, 2023

The Taking: Monument Valley and What it Represents

Far more westerns were shot on-location in Bronson Canyon, but those that were made in Monument Valley are among the absolute best of the genre. Unfortunately, to some culture warriors, their status as westerns amounts to an original sin. After documenting the horror genre in previous films (78/52, Memory: The Origin of Alien, Leap of Faith), director Alexandre O. Philippe turns his attention to westerns and the power of landscape in The Taking, which opens tomorrow in Los Angeles.

Monument Valley is absolutely not in Texas, but John Ford shot
The Searchers there anyway. The resulting film remains un-cancel-ably iconic. It and the other six films Ford shot amid the famous Colorado Plateau landscape supply the most memorable images of Philippe’s film. Many critics take issue with the geographic liberties Ford and other filmmakers took. Yet, Bronson Canyon is not in Texas either, but none of the commentators complain about the scenes from The Searchers that were filmed there.

Without question,
The Searchers is the film Taking is most concerned with. It is universally recognized as a classic, yet widely misunderstood. In many ways, it is a blistering indictment of white settler prejudice against the native tribes, but those who have never seen it, often assume quite the opposite. Frustratingly, little of the analysis in Taking addresses this misunderstanding.

Monument Valley is indeed on Navajo Nation land, which
Taking repeatedly emphasizes. However, it ignores the good will Ford and John Wayne earned with the Navajo community. (Reportedly, Wayne halted production of The Searchers for a few days, just so Beulah Archuletta could attend her son’s wedding.)

That leads into the film’s critical shortcoming, which is the lack of differing opinions.
Taking really could have used some input from a sympathetic John Ford or John Wayne biographer. Instead, all of Philippe’s commentators basically have the same viewpoint. Since they are never seen on-camera, it is almost like hearing the same, uninterrupted voice, repeating the same opinions.

Frankly, that uniformity of perspective becomes rather boring. As a point of contrast, one of the reasons why Mark Hartley’s
Not Quite Hollywood is so lively is due to the presence of dissenting critics who argued Australian exploitation films were really just a pile of rubbish.

Wednesday, May 03, 2023

Johnny & Clyde: Serial Killers, Demons, and a Sitting Congressman

Please do not accidentally call them “Bonnie & Clyde,” because they aren’t worthy of the comparison, not to the real-life outlaws, the musical, or any of the films depicting them, except maybe Bonnie & Clyde vs. Dracula. In this case, Johnny and his lover are taking on a demonically protected crime syndicate, when they aren’t killing innocent victims. Like the Bonnie & Clyde mash-up, the resulting mayhem is not as fun as it sounds. In fact, the violence and nihilism are a bit much in Tom DeNucci’s Johnny & Clyde, which releases this Friday.

Former Sheriff Randall Lock is determined to catch and kill Johnny & Clyde now that they are back in Rhode Island. The serial killer couple tortured Lock’s daughter to death, but perversely, the film expects viewers to root for them instead of him. Sadly, those expectations are probably based on the fact he is old, fat, and pasty white, whereas they are young and fit. However, the title twosome are actually the most loathsome characters in this unpleasant film.

Even Alana Hart is more endearing than Johnny & Clyde. Hart is managing her gangster father’s local gambling interests, with the supernational assistance of his ancient satanic cult. She is definitely the boss, but she dresses like Larry Flint’s administrative assistant. When Johnny and Clyde hijack one of Hart’s cash shipment, the surviving guard tries to exchange information regarding the syndicate’s secret vaults for his life. Hart knows Johnny & Clyde and their freaky friends are coming, so she arranges to have a demon named Bakwas waiting for them.

As Johnny & Clyde, Avan Jogia and Ajani Russell so completely lack charisma, viewers will only want to see them get the painful payback they so richly deserve. Of course, that rather undermines any sense of rooting interest in anyone on-screen. Sadly, there is no pithy Tarantino dialogue to punch-up this
Natural Born Killers supernatural rip-off. Frankly, all the casual cruelty, depicted in such a flat, unremarkable style, make the film a relentlessly grim viewing experience.

Tuesday, May 02, 2023

Double Life, Starring Javicia Leslie

Compared to the other attorneys in this film, Assistant DA Mark Setter was relatively upright and ethical. He was only cheating on his wife. In contrast, his colleagues’ corruption is undermining public safety. Unfortunately, Setter is also one who gets murdered, on the eve of his biggest trial. His demise will also be the awkward catalyst bringing together his wife and secret hook-up (words like “mistress” or “lover” would probably overstate the depth of their relationship) in Martin Wood’s Double Life, which releases this Friday in theaters and on VOD.

Sharon Setter thought her husband was on his way back from the office when he placed that final fateful call, but he has really returning from Jo Creuzot’s place. Regardless, Ms. Setter hears it all when he is driven off the road to his death. She quickly tires of the smarmy sympathy and fake solicitousness of her late husband’s colleagues, but Creuzot seems refreshingly down-to-earth.

She introduces herself as the manager of Setter’s favorite courthouse tavern, whom he helped with some legal difficulties, but the truth will come out eventually. When it does, it is sure to complicate the two women’s amateur sleuthing efforts to solve Setter’s murder—not that is much of a mystery. A blind alpaca could figure out who in the small cast of characters is guilty, by virtue of their blatantly suspicious behavior.

Honestly, most episodes of
Barnaby Jones are more intricately plotted than Double Life. There is no question Michael Hurst & Chris Sivertson’s screenplay is better suited to Lifetime than a ticket-selling movie theater. The only conceivable commercial justification for its studio distribution would be the post-Arrowverse starring role for former Batwoman Javicia Leslie, but even that seems like a stretch.

Still, as Creuzot, she has the strongest screen presence and shows off some decent chops, in the otherwise unremarkable action scenes. Supposedly, Creuzot’s ex before Setter was a security specialist, who taught her Krav Maga and left behind some convenient surveillance devices (because apparently that sort of equipment isn’t very expensive).

Monday, May 01, 2023

Who's Afraid of Nathan Law, in the Epoch Times


Anyone who ever tweeted out a cliché about "defending democracy" should see WHO'S AFRAID OF NATHAN LAW, to understand what that sentiment really means. It's an important documentary chronicling the struggle (so far) for Hong Kong's soul. EPOCH TIMES exclusive review up here.

Those Who Remained, Oscar Shortlisted Post-War Hungary

Do not tell the new Hungarian Communist regime: “it takes village to raise a child.” Everything is now the state’s business, but it could not care any less about a lonely teen Holocaust survivor like Klara Wiener. Her great-aunt Olgi is all she has left, but the middle-aged woman is ill-equipped to handle a rebellious teenager. Their emotionally frozen doctor seems even more poorly suited to foster-parenting, but their common experiences help him bond with her in Barnabas Toth’s Those Who Remained (shortlisted for the Best International Film Oscar as part of the Parasite class), which opens Friday in Los Angeles (and is now playing in New York).

Puberty is coming late for Wiener, but that hardly shocks Dr. Aladar “Aldo” Korner, Olgi’s gynecologist, considering the trauma she suffered. He knows his wife and child perished in the camps, whereas Wiener still clings to false hopes. Given their shared grief and survivor’s guilt, Aladar starts taking an interest in her, which blossoms into an unofficial foster-parent relationship, with Olgi’s blessing.

That all sounds like a super-cute
Full House-ish arrangement, but the Party apparatchiks at Wiener’s school do not necessarily see it that way. Korner is especially vulnerable to their slanders, because the Party has marked him as a person of suspicion. He knows that for a fact, because one of his colleagues tells him he was expressly ordered to inform on him.

Despite the incredibly heavy subject matter (Holocaust survival and Communist oppression),
Those Who Remained is very personal in scope and surprisingly touching. It is literally about several highly damaged people coming together as an ad-hoc extended family. Even Olgi lost her closest loved ones during the war and finds solace with Wiener and Korner. Of course, the greatest obstacle to their healing is the Party.

Karoly Hajduk is quietly devastating as Korner, convincingly portraying his emotional re-awakening, like a Hungarian Silas Marner, except, under Communism, caring for someone again sometimes places them in jeopardy. Abigel Szoke is also completely convincing as Wiener, showing how the teen matures greatly over the course of the film. Even relatively smaller supporting parts make a powerful impact, especially Katalin Simko, as Erzsi, a patient of Korner’s, with an equally tragic backstory, who could also become something more to the doctor.

Sunday, April 30, 2023

Rialto at MoMA: It Always Rains on Sunday

These Eastenders lived gritty working-class lives not unlike those of the long-running British soap opera, but their story is much more noir. Ealing Studios put themselves on the map with this slice-of-life story that explored the aspirations and regrets of a wide circle of characters, tangentially related to an escaped prison inmate currently at-large. Post-war life is hard, even for the criminals in Robert Hamer’s It Always Rains on Sunday, which screens as part of MoMA’s Rialto at 25 film series.

Tommy Swann once swept Rose Sandigate off her feet, but went he was sentenced to prison, she settled down with her current husband George Sandigate—with the emphasis on “settle.” Her relationship with her step-daughters is strained, to put it mildly. To the annoyance of Vi and Doris Sandigate, their good-natured father largely defers to his second wife. He knows she used to run with a fast crowd, but news of Swann’s escape means nothing to him.

Inevitably, Swann will approach his old flame for help, which she cannot deny him. Initially, she hides him in their old air raid shelter, as she waits for the rest of the family to leave for their Sunday recreation. Meanwhile, the police launch a citywide dragnet, while also searching for a gang of three burglars, who are desperately trying to fence the shipment of roller-skates they mistakenly boosted.

In some ways,
Sunday is Robert Altman-esque film, introducing viewers to a large cast of characters, revealing the unexpected ways they are interconnected. Yet, it also has some gorgeously moody noir sequences (shot by legendary cinematographer Douglas Slocombe) that would not look out of place in classic Carol Reed film noirs, like Odd Man Out or The Third Man.

Indeed, the last thirty minutes are as good as noir gets. Hamer definitely down-shifts into the third act, but the way the everyday desperations of the first hour builds into the life-and-death conflict of the finale makes perfect emotional and dramatic sense.

Saturday, April 29, 2023

Inside the Red Brick Wall & Taking Back the Legislature, in the Epoch Times


INSIDE THE RED BRICK WALL and the shorter companion documentary TAKING BACK THE LEGISLATURE are valuable primary sources documenting the Hong Kong democracy protests. They are inconvenient for the CCP, so everybody should watch them. Combined EPOCH TIMES review up here.

Tom Jones, on PBS

His name should ring a bell and not for singing the theme song to Thunderball. Unfortunately, a lot of English majors can graduate without reading Fielding these days and the 1963 adaptation has steadily lost its critical cachet since winning the Best Picture Oscar. Frankly, the story of the roguish foundling will probably be new to a lot of viewers, but they might not necessarily be watching PBS’s Masterpiece. However, older fans of costume dramas will be interested to see how Gwyneth Hughes’ four-part adaption departs from the novel and Albert Finney film when Tom Jones premieres tomorrow on PBS.

Squire Allworthy was a decent widower, who raised Tom Jones as his own, when he discovered the foundling mysteriously left in his chambers. Frankly, he might be a little too upright, but Jones always appreciated his kindness. In contrast, Jones’ legitimate cousin, William Blifil, and the heir to the estate always hated him, with visceral intensity. That is partly is so determined to be matched with Sophia Western, with whom Jones is clearly smitten. It is quite mutual, but Squire Western is not about to marry her off to a man of Jones’ dubious lineage.

In this adaptation, Miss Sophie is the Squire’s granddaughter. Her father recently passed away on the family’s Jamaican plantation and her mother, a slave, died in childbirth. That was not in the original Fielding. Sophie Wilde (who previously played another Sophie namesake in
The Portable Door) is one of the brightest, most watchable members of this ensemble, but her character’s acutely tragic backstory conflicts with Fielding’s original bawdy mock-epic tone, which Hughes still tries to preserve.

Hughes also largely dispenses with the ironic narrator, which was the whole point of Fielding’s novel (and a major reason why post-structuralist literary critics are drawn to Eighteenth Century literature). There are brief voice-overs, recorded by Wilde, at the start and close of each episode, presumably conceived as a means for Sophie Western to “reclaim the narrative,” but they have little wit.

Friday, April 28, 2023

Citadel, on Prime

Citadel is a lot like U.N.C.L.E., but it is not an acronym, at least not as far as we know yet. The super-secret, trans-national spy agency’s backstory is getting filled in as the series goes along. The problem is, there are not a lot of people left who would know. Nadia Sinh and Mason Kane are two of the handful of agents who survived their enemies’ lethal purge, but their memories were wiped clean, as per agency protocols. With or without their memories, Kane and Sinh will reteam to save the world and themselves in the first season of showrunner David Weil’s Citadel executive produced by the Russo Brothers, which premieres today on Prime Video.

There was definitely some awkward but potently charged history between Sinh and Kane when they found themselves on the same assignment that fateful day. Unfortunately, they were being set up, like every other Citadel agent, as part of a worldwide gambit launched by Manticore, a more buttoned-down corporate cousin of SPECTRE and THRUSH, fronted by the ruthless Dahlia Archer.

Kane basically started over when he woke up in an Italian hospital with no memory of his previous life. In the eight years that followed, he married and had a daughter, but occasionally he has visions of Sinh. The feeling of incompleteness spurs him to launch a highly advanced DNA search, which alerts his old boss, Bernard Orlick—and their old foes at Manticore.

To protect his family, Kane agrees to help Orlick recover Citadel’s global nuclear code skeleton key, before Manticore figures out how to use it. Kane still has no memory of his past, but he can get by on his reflexes and muscle memories. However, when things really get bad, he will need to find Sinh.

Citadel
is a lot like a lot of other shows and movies (call it The Bourne Citadel), but it is way more expensive (reportedly the second costliest series ever). At least it is much more watchable than the tedious, de-Tolkien-ized The Rings of Power (assumed to be the #1 most expensive). There are non-stop stunts, punctuated by a bunch of explosions, set-off against a rapidly changing panorama of exotic backdrops. There is even a flashback to a mission targeting the Iranian regime, which earns Weil and company credit for actually taking on a real-life bad guy who is really bad.

Freaks vs. the Reich

The National Socialists had two weird obsessions: purity and the occult. It therefore rather follows that a group of super-heroic circus freaks would be their nemeses. Yet, an increasingly unhinged Nazi pianist has a mad dream of harnessing their powers to save the regime. That sounds like an unlikely Hail Mary scheme, but he knows Germany’s defeat is likely from his drug-induced visions of the future in Gabriele Mainetti’s dark superhero fantasy Freaks vs. the Reich (a.k.a. Freaks Out), which releases today in theaters and on-demand.

Fulvio is the wolfman, Mario is the magnetic clown, Cencio is an albino with an Aquaman-like power over bugs, and Matilde harnesses the power of electricity. She is the real deal, not like Rooney Mara in the inferior
Nightmare Alley remake. In fact, all their powers are real, but hers are potentially the most powerful. However, she has issues when it comes to using them to their fullest extent. Her conductivity also somewhat alienates her from humanity, since her touch is potentially fatal. Nevertheless, Cencio still carries a torch for her, which is also creepy, given their apparent age differences.

Nevertheless, the four circus freaks regularly dazzle audiences for old Israel’s traveling sideshow, until the war intervenes. The Germans have invaded their former Italian allies, but at this point of the war, it is not going well for either nation. Franz desperately wants to turn it around for the Reich, but he is probably lucky to be alive, considering he has six fingers on either hand, making him a freak himself. Through liberal ether-huffing, Franz has seen images of the future. As a result, he is convinced only Matilde’s powers can save the Reich.

This is probably the weirdest circus film since Alex de la Iglesia’s
The Last Circus (a.k.a. A Sad Trumpet Ballad), which Freaks also resembles in tone. It is far more macabre than most superhero movies, but that is its strength, whereas its weakness is Mainetti’s inclination to excess, especially the two-hour-and-twenty-minute running time.

Be that as it may, Mainetti and co-screenwriter Nicola Guaglianone earn a lot of points for originality, particularly for their distinctive villain, Franz. He is a sinister psychopath, but it is easy to understand how living with his conspicuous “deformity” in German society helped warp him into the monster we see in the film. Those predisposed to object the film uses him to represent the physically different should keep in mind there is also a band of war-amputee partisans in the woods, waging guerilla attacks against the Germans.

Thursday, April 27, 2023

Clock, on Hulu

Lately, streaming services really seem to be out to discredit fertility doctors, like Rachel Wiesz’s disturbed twins in Prime’s Dead Ringers and Pierce Brosnan’s creepy villain in Hulu’s False Positive. Hulu has another one to add to the list. Technically, Dr. Elizabeth Simmons is not administering fertility treatments. She will try to fix Ella Patel’s “biological clock,” so her maternal instincts will finally kick in. Unfortunately, she might rewire her patient so much, she loses her mind in screenwriter-director Alexis Jacknow’s Clock, which premieres tomorrow on Hulu.

Even though all the Patels’ friends are having rugrats, she remains obstinately opposed to parenthood. Sensing her attitude is starting to be an issue with her husband, Patel considers her new doctor’s referral to Dr. Simmons’ cutting-edge clinic. Her problem might be physical, but not one of low potency. If she can reset her body’s internal clock, she might suddenly want som dirty, smelly children of her own.

Basically, Jacknow invites us to buy into the notion Patel would voluntarily agree to be gaslit into wanting children and then feel surprised when she gets driven all the way out to crazy town. Of course, kneejerk critics will defend the film as a critique of the way medicine disempowers women, but it isn’t their place to convince us. Jacknow needs to do that on the screen, but it never happens.

What Patel’s body goes through at Simmons’ clinic is absolutely horrendous, in a David Cronenberg kind of way. Ill-advisedly, Jacknow somewhat lessens the impact of the body horror with some is-she-nuts-or-not gamesmanship that weirdly undermines what was presumably the whole point of the film. The subplot involving her aging father, the son of Holocaust survivors, also pushes the bounds of exploitation, using his survivors’ guilt to fuel her neurotic perspective on pregnancy.

Sophie Fiennes’ Ralph Fiennes’ T.S. Eliot’s Four Quartets

Ezra Pound is probably the most advanced American modernist poet ever, but he was not just canceled for his ideology. He was committed to an insane asylum. Critics keep trying to cancel his onetime protégé T.S. Eliot for his conservatism as well, but his comparative accessibility and even greater cultural significance have helped his literary reputation withstand their efforts. In fact, Ralph Fiennes adapted Eliot’s Four Quartets for the stage, which in turn, his filmmaker sibling has transferred to the screen in T.S. Eliot’s Four Quartets, opening tomorrow in New York.

The Hollow Men
and Prufrock probably have a reputation for being somewhat less dense, but it is surprising how contemporary Eliot’s Quartets sound. The opening words of Burnt Norton: “Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future” represent a meditation on the ways humanity relates to time that could easily fit within a post-modernist reading list. However, Eliot later tries to illuminate a path out of the post-structuralist morass, through his high Anglican faith. Indeed, Fiennes recites lines from Little Gidding, like “You are here to kneel where prayer has been valid” with the reverent gravity they deserve.

It is just Fiennes on-stage, barefoot in a rumpled sportscoat, looking very much like a homeless English professor. Yet, his expressive performance and command of Eliot’s language holds up against the stark, surreally minimalist backdrop. This is definitely a spartan production, but it suits Eliot’s aesthetics.