Maybe
Trump shouldn’t have asked for so many encores from Duterte, the Mindinaoan Fog.
Ordinarily, you would think when an American FBI agent is gunned down on the
beach of the Philippines’ most exclusive tourist hotels, the cops would be
slightly keyed up to catch the killers. Unfortunately, his widow will have to
retain the services of an unlikely private investigator, Russian Nick Peyton, a
former Manila copper and his American sex addict partner, Charlie Benz, in Mark
Dacascos’s Showdown in Manila (trailer here), which opens tomorrow in Los Angeles.
How
did a Russian stiff like Peyton get on the Manila force in the first place?
Apparently, it was his fast-and-loose approach to due process and that kind of
stuff. These days, he mainly works divorce cases and his partner Benz causes
them. Mark Wells’ new widow is a bit frustrated with the local cops. Everyone
knows he was gunned down by the notorious drug lord Aldric Cole and his men.
She can even whip up a portrait of him, since she is a former police sketch
artist.
The
problem isn’t identifying Cole, it’s finding him. Fortunately, Peyton will be
able to track him down by laying a beating on several of his known associates. While
they are at it, Peyton and Cole will also rescue Kiki, a lapsed recovering teen
addict they both seem to take a creepy fatherly interest in.
Thank
Heavens, Cynthia Rothrock, Don “The Dragon” Lee, and Olivier Gruner all show up
to save the film’s bacon when it is time to launch an assault on Cole’s jungle
hideout-meth lab. They are also old colleagues from the Manila SWAT team, or
whatever. In any case, when they are shooting the living the snot out of Cole’s
men, Showdown is pure 1980s gold.
Unfortunately,
it takes about an hour to get to that point. Still, Alexander Nevsky (the
actor, not the Thirteenth Century Russian Prince) and Casper Van Dien are
tolerably chummy as Peyton and Benz. Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa and Matthias Hues
chew plenty of scenery as Cole and his chief henchman, Dorn. Philippine teen
idol Hazel Faith Dela Cruz has some screen presence, but as Kiki, she looks
totally out of place in this ostensibly gritty story. Of course, Rothrock, Lee,
and Gruner do their thing as Haines, Dillon, and Ford, basically the cavalry.
However, Dacascos kills himself off too early as Wells, because he definitely
still has the moves. As a bonus, that really is Tia Carrere as Mrs. Wells.