Obviously, people deeply distrust social media tech companies, if horror movie
makers believe the public will accept a company that somewhat resembles Meta
kidnapping innocent people to produce a life-and-death dark web survival game. If
you are wondering, the evil corporate entity sounds more Meta than X, because
of all the references to their AI division. Regardless, their behavior is
unambiguously criminal, but apparently, they have been getting away with it for
quite a while in Cara Claymore & Jacki Payne’s Werewolf Game, which
releases today on VOD.
The
“Judge” will explain the rules to the distressed abductees, but viewers who
have played the parlor game “Mafia,” also known as “Werewolf,” already know how
it works. Two lucky “contestants” are designated werewolves. The rest are
villagers. During the night, the two wolves hunt the villagers. By day, the
sheep try to identify their hunters, before each fatal elimination vote, resulting
in a bullet to the back of the head.
Frankly,
nobody (including myself) would be particularly interested in Werewolf Game
were it not one of the final films starring the late, great horror legend Tony
Todd. It really is a nasty, brutish piece of work. Yet, the violence is
eclipsed by the impossibly bad decision-making. Perversely, the villagers
constantly vote to eliminate the least dangerous players, including the
homeless basket case, who could hardly get out of bed. Very little makes sense,
including placing Raymond, a former IT guy with the tech company, into the game.
Of
course, Todd has the perfect, malevolent voice for the Judge, but it is rather
a shame he must mask up for most of the film. Arguably, the best work comes
from Robert Picardo (Star Trek’s holographic doctor), who plays Bill, a
former police detective, who at least tries to apply a little deductive
reasoning.
Sniper overwtch missions have been a family business for Master Gunnery
Sergeant Thomas Beckett (not to be confused with the archbishop) and his son
Gunnery Sergeant Brandon Bishop. Business has been brisk over the course of
eleven Sniper movies. The father (Tom Berenger) starred in the first
three, with the son carrying the Sniper standard in the subsequent
eight. Perhaps this might be Brandon Beckett’s final mission, judging from the
finality of the title. If so, Beckett will surely go down shooting in Danishka
Esterhazy’s Sniper: The Last Stand, which releases tomorrow on VOD.
Beckett
isn’t even sure which African nation Zeke “Zero” Rosenberg, agent of G.R.I.T.
(Global Response & Intelligence Team), has secretly infiltrated him into—and
it is probably best for him not to know. If Americans are caught participating
in the country’s civil war, it would surely lead to a diplomatic incident. Wherever
they are, the government is not merely oppressive. It has become a safe haven
for Kovalov, an arms dealer transparently based on Viktor Bout.
The
local freedom fighters contracted G.R.I.T. to capture or kill Kovalov and his
tech guru, before they finish the cutting edge WMD they have reportedly been
developing. For Zero, it is not just a job. It is personal. Zero nearly had a
line on Kovalov twice before, but red tape slowed him down. There will not be
any bureaucrats delaying this Wild Geese-like mission.
The
initial breach of Kovalov’s government compound proceeds like clockwork.
Unfortunately, the arm’s dealer manages to send an S.O.S. to the regime militia.
Then he activates his mysterious new pulse weapon, which eventually kills him
along with half Zero’s team, through some kind of delayed effect. Instead of
retreating, Beckett convinces the team remnant to stay and fend off the
militia, while the resistance leader uploads all the weapon data to various
intelligence services around the world. Anyone who recently downloaded the
latest Windows upgrade understands how long that could take.
Screenwriter
Sean Wathen’s narrative is not exactly complex, but if you enjoy VOD action
movies, this one delivers bounteous servings of red meat. Frankly, all of
Esterhazy’s action scenes are adrenaline-charged and cleanly choreographed. It
is wall-to-wall pedal-to-the-metal action—and almost nothing else.
How many film critics are in the mood to cheer for colonialists waging war
on an indigenous people? That is exactly what you get with this latest fantastical
historical from China, except the cultural genocide it celebrates is still
going on. In one timeline, it is the Han versus the “Hun,” a.k.a. the Xiongnu
people of Xinjiang and the Eastern Steppe. The other timeline features the
archeological time excavating the past. Jackie Chan appears in both—sort of.
The propaganda might elude dumb Westerners unfamiliar with the region, but it
is ever-present in Stanley Tong’s A Legend, which releases Tuesday on VOD
and BluRay.
Technically,
this is the third film in Tong’s trilogy featuring Chan as archaeologist Dr. “Jack”
Fang, following the fluffy Kung Fu Yoga and the earlier, similarly blandly
titled The Myth, which A Legend more greatly emulates. As in Myth,
Doc Fang and his assistant Wang Jing start having dreams and visions of the Han-Xiongnu
Wars, in which they were both young heroic generals for the imperialist Han.
However, you might not fully realize Fang is supposed to be part of the
historical action. For the flashback scenes, Chan was “de-aged” using AI,
rendering him almost unrecognizable and very weird-looking. If A Legend represents
the current state of Chinese AI, then America and the West are way out in front
of them.
Of
course, the noble generals manage to save Mengyun, a Xiongnu princess fleeing a
company of fellow Xiongnu soldiers. Conveniently, she and her family pledged
their loyalty to the Han conquers, which [understandably] infuriated He Boar,
who also covets the princess for himself. In fact, he even killed his moderate
brother and their ailing chieftain father to have her.
Apparently,
these visions started with the discovery of Mengyun’s shamanic jade pendant.
There definitely seems be some kind of strange time-transcending New Agey power
at play. A lot of people around Fang who are also interested—maybe too
interested—in a rumored cache of Xiongnu treasure.
Throughout
A Legend all Xiongnu who are not part of Mengyun’s family are demonized
for their barbarity. It is also rather galling to hear to listen to Chan
lecture the audience on preserving archaeological treasures when the Chinese
Communist occupiers have been literally razing mosques throughout Xinjiang to
ground.
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For Gen-X, Terence Stamp was never an “angry young man.” He was an
intergalactic war criminal. Together with Sarah Douglas, and Jack O’Halloran, he
formed a trio of super-villains that still makes Superman II one of the
best superhero films ever (along with Superman: The Movie). He is one of
the most significant super-bad guys ever, so it makes sense he gets the kind of
starring villainous role enjoyed by DC stablemates like the Joker and the
Penguin in Joe Casey’s Kneel Before Zod, illustrated by Dan McDaid, which
is now on-sale in a bind-up tradepaperback.
This
is the Dru-Zod you know, but now he is officially married to Ursa, who is also otherwise
exactly like you remember her. However, silent Non is absent and unaccounted
for. They still hunger for power, but do not try to reconcile Kneel Before
Zod with the continuity of Superman II. With DC, there are so many
timelines, pre-Crisis, post-Crisis, Golden Age, Tomorrowverse, and so on, non-obsessive
fans should just accept each story on its own terms.
In
this case, Zod and Ursa have indeed escaped the Phantom Zone, but they have
temporarily made “peace” with the galactic authorities and the remnant of
Kryptonian governance. In fact, they have built an outpost on a distant planet
they christened New Kandar, with the intention of developing it as the new home
for the bottled city Kandar, which Brainiac captured and placed in stasis,
before the planet’s destruction.
Of
course, Zod has a secret agenda, involving ambitions of conquest, so he is in
no mood for his son Lor-Zod’s rebellious acting out. Conveniently, the House of
Zod has a tradition of casting out their sons to fend for themselves, so it
looks like his time has come. (In fact, Lor-Zpod gets his own limited series, teaming
up with Sinistro’s bratty brood.) Nevertheless, Zod’s hallucinations of his old
nemesis, Jor-El, cannot resist taunting him with his parental failures. Frankly,
fighting the invasion of alien mercenaries who somehow got wind of his secret
weapon, whatever that might be, offers him an opportunity to vent his anger.
Despite
all the Kryptonian references, Kneel Before Zod reads more like science
fiction-ish titles distantly set in the DC Universes, such as Adam Strange and
Jack Kirby’s Fourth World. Indeed, the later issues take a wild
space-faring turn. They are also unusually violent for DC, because of the
graphic depictions of Zod using his powers very much in the same way Homelander
does in The Boys, but with even less mercy.
The right to protest must always be preserved, but its always best to take a
break and start fresh in the morning. All-night demonstrations are dangerous
because both protesters and cops get tired, making it harder for cool heads to
prevail. Indeed, an all-night BLM protest in Brussels further complicates a
locksmith’s night-from-heck in director-screenwriter Michiel Blanchart’s Night
Call, which opens today in theaters.
Mady
Bala is not an idiot. He requires proper ID and cash payment for his late-night
house-calls, but for some reason, he trusts “Claire.” After all, she perfectly
describes the apartment’s interior. However, she scoots out with a package of
something just before the real tenant, a white supremacist drug dealer, returns
home.
Somehow,
Bala kills the raging thug in self-defense, but the long-running protests
convince the misguided locksmith to clean-up the crime scene instead of calling
the cops. So, there he is, looking extremely guilty when druglord Yannick’s men
arrive for their money, finding him instead. After some enhanced interrogation,
Yannick starts to suspect Bala might be telling the truth, so he sends the poor
patsy off to the dead man’s favorite sex-worker club in search of the mystery
woman. Inconveniently, one of the henchmen minding him is aggressively ill-tempered
and the other was in on the theft.
It
seems pretty clear Blanchart sympathizes with the movement, judging from Bala’s
anxieties regarding the police. Yet, ironically, the demonstrators constantly
make his situation worse. In fact, the protest—which is really more of a
contained riot—precipitate several of the darned things in Blanchart’s
one-darned-thing-after-another storyline. There are also a handful of violent
eruptions that are not exceptionally graphic, but are still shocking within the
dramatic context.
Traditionally, lycanthropy victims must sharpen their time-management skills. If they can
secure themselves during full moons (if so inclined), they can continue functioning
normally during the rest of the month. Not so for these werewolves. They turn
once—permanently. Frankly, it seems fair to ask whether werewolves are still
werewolves without the lunar aspect, or just contagion-based hairy monsters.
Regardless, that is what we get in Leigh Whannel’s Wolf Man, which opens
tomorrow in theaters.
According
to the opening titles (which cry out for John Larroquette’s Texas Chainsaw
Massacre narrator voice), the indigenous people of these Oregon woods long
told stories of shaggy man-beasts terrorizing the region. Young Blake Lovell’s
veteran father Grady took those stories seriously. After a tense sighting, he
went out hunting it and never came back.
Years
later, adult (sort of) Lovell is now a stay-at-home father, largely because he
is unemployed. Consequently, he is much closer to his daughter Ginger than his
increasingly distant journalist wife, Charlotte. When the state finally
declares the missing Grady dead, Blake convinces his wife a family trip to
Oregon will do them good, but we know better.
Sure
enough, the Lovell family inevitably finds itself running for dear life from a hirsute
figure, barely reaching crazy old Grady’s farmhouse in time to barricade
themselves inside. Unfortunately, the creature drew some of Blake’s blood,
which still means what it usually means. The transformation will not be immediate,
but despite his efforts to fight it, the change is inevitable and irreversible.
Blumhouse’s
first re-conception of a classic Universal monster, The Invisible Man
(also directed by Whannel) was a clever, high-concept genre thriller that felt
very fresh and contemporary. In comparison, Wolf Man is a
disappointingly small film that resembles any number of low-budget VOD horror
movies. Basically, the Lovells are yet another family that allow themselves to
be trapped in a strange house by monsters.
Whannel
builds a fair degree of tension, but the werewolf makeup underwhelms. It is
also annoying to see the Grady Lovell character initially presented as yet
another emotionally distant (perhaps even abusive) disciplinarian veteran, but
admittedly, the film invites some sympathy for him as it reveals more of his
backstory and fate. Regardless, most viewers will ask two glaringly obvious
questions as the Lovells batten down grandpa’s long-empty farmhouse: why is it
so clean inside and where are all his guns?
This man of mystery has a wicked case of déjà vu. Ironically, he also amnesia.
He doesn’t know who or what he is, but he is weirdly drawn to people who seem
to recognize him, albeit vagely. Apparently, he fights for the innocent and
just against those his nemesis leads astray, in morality plays that repeat over
time, in different eras, throughout James Bamford’s Man with No Past,
which is now available on VOD.
Ryder
is not quite sure what he is doing in our world and his visions of fighting the
same cast of characters in ancient Rome, the Middle Ages, and National
Socialist Germany only confuse him more. Yet, he recognizes Morgan, a pro bono
attorney who works out of her god-mother Shelly’s bar, but she is too grounded
for past-life déjà vu. However, Shelly can tell he is something, because she
has the shine.
This
time around, the Jon Voight character is Paul Sanborn, a powerful Trump-ish
developer, whom the Mephistophelean Mr. Soach has once again led astray.
Before, past Sanborn executed innocents in Germany and forced them into gladiatorial
games in Rome, all for the sake of maintaining “order,” which is also ironic,
since Soach’s name is an anagram for Chaos. This time he intends to clear his
old working-class neighborhood to make way for his legacy-enshrining
development. To overcome the opposition of a difficult city councilman, Soach
convinces Voight to target the politician’s young daughter.
This
is an oddball film that layers an unlikely metaphysical genre story over a
grungy VOD action movie, sort of like Timothy Woodward Jr.’s Checkmate,
but the execution is far superior, because how could it not be? There is just
no sugar-coating the cheap look of the historical scenes. However, the entire
cast plays it straight with the utmost earnestness.
Adam
Woodward is clearly most comfortably playing strong, silent types, so a role
like Ryder suits his skill set. Conversely, Marton Csokas appears almost
inspired by Steven Paul’s script as he hisses, preens, and generally chews the
scenery as Soach. Charlotte Weston also brings some upbeat charm playing Shelly,
which often gives the moody film a welcome lift.
If there is one ironclad law of both horror and science fiction movies, it
must be the certain understanding that terrible consequences befall any attempt
to infringe on death’s domain. Yet, here are Bethany and Eli, schlepping the
dead body of her sister through the woods, hoping to reincarnate her once they
reach a “sacred spot” on the night of the Summer Solstice. Maybe, this time it will
work out for them, but do not get your hopes up, because director-screenwriter Aviv
Rubinstien’s Lizzie Lazarus is a horror film, which premieres today on
Screambox.
Technically,
Lizzie’s death was ruled an accident, but the circumstances indicate vehicular
suicide. For her sister Bethany and now ex-boyfriend Eli, that means a lot of
guilt, especially since he probably became her ex right before she fatally
drove away. Consequently, he agrees to help Bethany with her longshot scheme to
bring Lizzie back using the old folkie magic she discovered in her stoner
studies.
However,
carrying a corpse through the dark woods is more taxing than either expected. They
do not even mention the smell, just the weight. There are also weird noises and
several potential witnesses ominously skulking about. Plus, there is the whole
business of dabbling in dark magic. Yet, for Eli, Bethany’s constant babble of paranoid
conspiracy theories and New Age baloney must constitute the most nightmarish
aspect of the evening.
Clearly,
Rubinstien holds a wicked twist in reserve to eventually spring on viewers.
Even if you guess where it is headed, Lizzie Lazarus takes the audience
on quite a macabre trip. This is probably the talkiest horror movie in years—maybe
even ever, but all that gab pays off.
In
fact, Rubinstien’s script intelligently addresses some pretty serious issues
related to grief and mental health, without ever feeling exploitative. A lot of
painful truths come out over the course of the night. Fortunately, Rubinstien
also takes care of genre business, steadily building a sense of foreboding. The
evil vibes are palpable for viewers, even if the characters cannot pick up on
them.
Kla and his friends are drug-running stunt drivers—and they are the good
guys. Unfortunately, two of their fellow drivers were fatally double-crossed by
the other gang they thought they were doing business with. It turns out, Kla’s
sister Fun will be the featured fighter in the MMA championship sponsored by
their new nemesis. Family is a big deal in movies like this, isn’t it? There is
also a lot of fast driving in Sor Sangchai’s X-Treme Riders, which releases
today on VOD.
In
addition to their exhibitions, the X-Treme Riders also double as the special “cabbage”
truck racers, until two colorful hench-people with grenade launchers ambush
their latest run, killing Bank. Their boss Krit tells them to lay low, while he
quickly tracks the killers back to Jo, the big city kingpin, who is also
promoting Fun’s fight. Of course, Jo is pressuring her to throw the fight,
because he knows she needs money for her mother’s heart-surgery.
Poor
Kla has not spoken to his ailing mother in years because she blames him for his
father’s accidental death—not completely without cause. Still, Kla’s teammates
and their DJ, Pat, who is also his girlfriend, are a lot like his “family.” You
know how that goes. Regardless, Kla and his cronies will be driving hard, while
Fun fights her heart out, or not.
It
is conspicuously obvious X-Treme Riders was conceived as a Thai Fast
and Furious. However, it deserves credit for its willingness to go darker.
Just for starters, the X-Treme Riders are flat-out drug-runners. There is also
a surprisingly high mortality rate among the major cast of characters.
People forget, but no president was more supportive of immigration than Ronald
Reagan—legal immigration, that is. Former Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich
and his wife Callista present portraits of notable American [legal] immigrants
very much in the Reaganesque tradition in Journey to America with Newt and
Callista Gingrich, which airs this Tuesday night on PBS.
It
might seem like a blindingly obvious point, but Prof. Susan Hanssen helpfully
points out legal immigration is good, because it allows those who follow the
law coming here can fully benefit from the rule of law as a recognized member of
society. Conversely, illegal immigration is bad for the same reason. Indeed,
all of the Gingrichs’ subjects came to America legally, duly taking citizenship
over time.
This
is quite a starry lineup, including Golden Age movie star Hedy Lamarr, whose contributions
as an inventor and scientist are also cogently explained. In fact, the Gingrichs
largely cover the same territory as Bombshell: The Hedy Lamarr Story,
but with greater economy. As you would expect from the Catholic Gingrichs,
their coverage of Saint Frances Xavier Cabrini, the first American citizen beautified
into Sainthood, is also quite strong. It also reminds potential visitors the
Cabrini Shrine in upper Manhattan is lovely often overlooked attraction.
Perhaps
the most controversial segment focuses on the late Henry Kissinger, reminding
viewers the future Secretary of State came to America with his Jewish family, as
penniless refugees from National Socialist Germany. It makes you wonder why the
hard left likes to smear Kissinger (a diplomat), who happens to be Jewish, as a
“war criminal,” instead of Robert McNamara, Dean Rusk, or William Rogers, but not
really.
He served in the same unit as Menachem Begin and mathematician Julian J.
Bussgang, even though he was a bear. Like Sgt. Stubby during WWI, Wojtek the
bear was a soldier of rank in the so-called Anders’ Army (who were granted amnesty
by the Soviets and allowed to return to the battlefield, thanks to British
diplomatic pressure). They were often outnumbered and outgunned, but they had a
secret weapon, who was furry but fiercely protective. Filmmaker Iain Gardner
pays tribute to one of our great veteran fore-bears in the animated short film A
Bear Named Wojtek, which has been shortlisted by the Academy. (Voting for
nominations has been extended to tomorrow, so members still have time to
watch it).
Polish
soldiers discovered the orphaned Wojtek in the Iranian mountains, while they
were training under the Brits. Initially, their training Sergeant Major opposed
the presence of a wild animal on base, until he captured a pair of would-be
saboteurs. There was no arguing with results, so he shipped out with the Anders
Army to Monte Casino, where he helped carry shells to artillery positions
covering the Allied advance.
This
all sounds like a tall tale, but apparently, just like Sgt. Stubby’s heroics,
there is official documentation to back it up. Regardless, a great story is a
great story. Gardner tells it well, employing a painterly style of animation reminiscent
of water color and pastel canvases.
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According to one character, the heat and humidity makes time pass slowly in the
rural Cuban town of San Antonio. The nearly complete absence of economic
activity does not help either. The slow speed of life somewhat appropriately gets
a “slow cinema” treatment in Italian director-screenwriter Tommasso
Santambrogio’s Oceans are the Real Continents, which is now playing in
New York.
Alex
and Edith are lovers, at least until she defects during her upcoming puppetry
performance abroad. Aside from him, there isn’t much keeping her in Cuba—and he
doesn’t seem to have much personality. Frank and Alain are kids, who can still
amuse themselves. Yet they still dream of baseball glory in America. Milagros
is a pilar of the community, but she lives in the past, constantly rereading
the letters her late husband sent before he died serving as part of Cuba’s
militaristic adventurism in Angola. Thanks in part to his sacrifice, Angola
continues to be a one-party dictatorship, rated “unfree” by Freedom House.
This
is definitely the sort of film that would have a much greater impact if some of
its parts were broken down that it has in its current form. By far, the
sequences featuring Milagros Llanes Martinez as her namesake are the most meaningful.
There is no competition. Had her scenes been edited into a short film, it would
be quite a powerful work. It is also worth noting several arrestingly composed
scenes of Edith’s marionettes in performance, which might have also constituted
a diverting short.
Eight decades after WWII, many in the United Kingdom now question why Lt. Col.
Robert Blair “Paddy” Mayne never received his nation’s highest military honor,
the Victoria Cross (VC), nor has any other member of the Special Air Service
(SAS), the commando unit he led throughout North Africa and Italy. In fact, no subsequent
SAS commando has received the VC, which is strange, considering their valorous
history. The hit show prompting these questions also offers an obvious
explanation. The snobby officer class happily let the SAS fight and die on
their behalf, but they never considered the highly effective but
ill-disciplined unit proper soldiers. The disdain was mutual, at least it is
throughout the second season of creator-writer Steven Knight’s Rogue Heroes (a.k.a.
SAS Rogue Heroes), still adapted from Ben McIntyre’s nonfiction book, which
premieres tomorrow on MGM+.
At
the end of season one, Lt. Col. David Sterling, the co-founder of the SAS and
then-Major Mayne’s commanding officer had been captured and interned in an
Italian POW compound. Consequently, he has far less screentime in season two.
However, Mayne more than capably picks up the slack. He also gets a new
Sterling, Lt. Col. Bill Sterling, who is much more a proper officer according
to the way top brass thinks. Of course, Mayne considers him an aristocratic
dilettante. Nevertheless, the new Sterling is a better, more conscientious
advocate for the SAS, or the SRS (Special Raiding Service), as they are
temporarily renamed, than Mayne realizes.
Regardless,
Montgomery and Allied command continues sending the SAS/SRS on foolhardy
advance missions, paving the way for the regular army’s Italian invasion,
because they keep surviving, killing many Germans and fascists in the process.
Given their track record, Eve Mansour, the Algerian-born Free-French spy, who
also happened to be David Sterling’s lover, hopes to rendezvous with Paddy
Mayne, hoping to support his efforts and possibly glean some intel for De
Gaulle regarding the expected invasion of France. Surely, the SAS (as they
insist on calling themselves) will be in thick of any such operation.
One
way or another, the SAS/SRS keeps rolling, but they are all not completely
immune to the horrors of war, just the increasingly in/famous Paddy Mayne, who
does not merely laugh in he face of death—he double-dog-dares it. There is no
question Mayne is the star of season two and Jack O’Connell runs with it.
Indeed,
O’Connell swaggers, snarls, and howls like a champion. You would almost think
O’Connell was classically trained, given Mayne commanding bravura poetry
recitations—one of the commando officer’s many eccentricities that worries
Staff Sgt Jim Almonds, his designated conscience and voice of reason. That is a
tough duty to draw.
It
is also hard sharing the screen with O’Connell, but Corin Silva and Theo
Barklem-Biggs shine developing season two’s other standout characters, Almonds
and Sgt. Reg Seekings. Indeed, Barklem-Biggs would generate awards buzz in a
more perfect world for the way he portrays Seekings’ PTSD (as we would call it
today), as well as his righteous fury at the civilian casualties resulting from
the National Socialists’ ruthlessness.
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California would say this is a heck of a time for a disaster movie about a lack of
water, but here it is. Technically, the water did not disappear. It just
shifted to where all the land used to be, when the Earth’s poles reversed.
Perhaps it is not as bad for a French family enjoying a sailing holiday as it is
for those living in coastal lowlands—but it is still pretty bad. The next piece
of good news-bad news is the anticipated reversion of the poles back to normal,
which means they need to find a safe shelter for the coming deluge in Frederic
Jardin’s Survive, which releases tomorrow on VOD.
Tom
is German and Julia is French, but somehow, they met, married, and started
raising a family in America. Even the kids are enjoying their Caribbean cruise.
For teenaged Cassie, still regularly video-chatting with her boyfriend helps
considerably. She is online with him when she noticed a bizarre electrical
storm in the background—and then all heck breaks loose.
When
everyone comes to, the boat is perched on the now dry ocean floor, which
stretches out around them like the surface of the Moon (apart from some puddles
remaining here and there). Eventually, they make contact with Nao, a Japanese
oceanographer, who weathered the disaster in his submersible diving craft. He
rather neighborly warns the parents his readings show the catastrophic event
will soon reverse itself. Since his partner did not survive, he has room for
two additional bodies. Of course, the couple are willing to sacrifice
themselves to save their children. However, they must first contend with a
vicious survivor out to plunder their food and supplies.
The
post-pole-switch landscape is definitely the most impressive aspect of the
film. It truly looks like an alien world. Jardin and screenwriters Alexandre
Coquelle and Mathieu Oullion also devise plenty of credible challenges in
traversing the rises and crevices of the formerly undersea terrain. Unfortunately,
they under-deliver when it comes to the promised rabid marine creatures that
only appear in the last twenty minutes or so.
There
is no camp here, so do not assume anything like Land of the Lost. As the
title suggests, this is all about the struggle to survive under extreme and
unprecedented circumstances. However, the writing and characterization does not
do justice to stunning backdrop. It is also bleakly nihilistic in the ways it depicts
other survivors, which grows increasingly depressing. As a further frustration,
both children often act out in irresponsible ways that are difficult to
believe. True, kids are annoying, but they are usually keenly attuned to the people
around them, so they should have picked up on the crisis vibes. Instead, they
keep making poor decisions for the sake of advancing the plot.
The U.S. Marshals Service was created to enforce and protect, rather than
investigate. In addition to pursuing Federal fugitives and serving warrants,
they provide security for missile silos and Antarctic stations. Unfortunately,
these two Marshals are no Sam Gerard (from The Fugitive). They are
deeply flawed, but at least they are both military veterans (one during WWII,
the other in Korea), so when the bad guys declare war on them, they know how to
return fire in director-screenwriter Phil Blattenberger’s Laws of Man,
which releases tomorrow in theaters and on VOD.
Frank
Fenton and Tommy Morton are Marshals, but they dress like Hoover-era Feds. The
abstaining Fenton also acts like a Mormon, which should help him in
hardscrabble Utah, but not with their first target, the deranged criminal
family of Crash Mooncalf. They try to settle matters with a hail of bullets,
but instead Morton plugs the old man right between the eyes. He considers that
a result, whereas the justice-minded Fenton admonishes it as a mistake. The
warrant for Benjamin Bonney (never explicitly identified as a descendant of
Billy the Kid, but that would make sense) will be more difficult.
Again,
Fenton and Morton demonstrate tactical superiority over Bonney and his three
sons (one of whom seems to be invisible), but the grizzled old killer was
already way ahead of them, having quashed their warrant. Frankly, the
humiliations that follow are not credible, because threatening a federal
officer is never legal under any circumstances. However, it prompts some serious
hardcore seething from the tightly wound Fenton. Obviously, someone is
protecting Bonney and the local head of the FBI field office, Galen Armstrong
seems like a likely candidate, since he practically walks around with a sign
around his neck that says “bad guy.”
Nevertheless,
the first forty-five minutes or so work pretty well, because of how
Blattenberger shows the two Marshals working together and relating to each
other. They both clearly carry a great deal of baggage, but Morton adopts a
live-for-today attitude, whereas Fenton ruminates over the past—deeply and
often.
Laws
of Man also
benefits from a colorful supporting cast, including some big names squandering
in brief throwaway roles, like James Urbaniak as a gas station proprietor and
Graham Greene as the fatalistic (or maybe just bored) sheriff. However, Harvey
Keitel is delightful to watch chewing the scenery as Cassidy Whittaker a
traveling revivalist priest, sort of in the tradition of Orange County
ex-hippie Evangelicals who still retained some stoner tendencies, who were much
more prevalent in the 1970s. (It is an entertaining performance, even if you don’t
know what I’m talking about.)
In Iran, there are many potential causes of PTSD. For this crusty old sea
captain, it was trauma related to the Iran-Iraq War, but for others, it could
just as easily be unjust imprisonment, torture, or even facial disfigurement to
punish “immodesty.” Unfortunately, the old man often lashes out at his
daughter, continuing the cycle of misery, but extraordinary circumstances help
them think beyond their troubled relationship in Hossein Molayemi & Shirin
Sobani’s wordless animated short, In the Shadow of the Cypress, which
has been shortlisted by the Academy.
When
the old man is not distant, he is abusive, but during those times, he is not mentally
with his daughter. His mind travels back to when his ship was strafed during
the war. Unfortunately, he has a constant reminder, because the slowly sinking vessel
still lists in sight of their beachfront shack.
Finally,
his daughter resolves to leave, but upon departing she is stunned by the sight
of an enormous beached whale. Setting aside their dysfunction, they try to push
and pull him back to sea, but to no avail. While she tries to comfort the great
beast, he hatches a desperate but possibly cathartic rescue plan.
According to the actors based in Kyiv, Ukrainian theater overwhelmingly reflected a
Russian influence, until Putin’s illegal invasion. Since then, they have increasingly
looked towards the European avant-garde for inspiration. Of course, Putin does
not care about culture, but it is another example of Russia’s loss of
international prestige. French theater director Ariane Mnouchkine is exactly the
sort of artist the Ukrainian theater world has been drawn to. To show her solidarity,
Mnouchkine travels to Kviv to hold an intensive workshop, which Duccio Bellugi-Vannuccini
& Thomas Briat documented in Kyiv Theater: An Island of Hope,
premiering tomorrow on OVID.tv.
Throughout
her residency, Mnouchkine heard drone raid sirens nearly every night, but
fortunately, she never witnessed catastrophic-level destruction. Nevertheless,
her traveling company staff fully understood that was a very real possibility,
but they joined her anyway. Yet, throughout the workshop, both the Ukrainian
and French participants deliberately avoided explicit political subjects and
references. The Ukrainians had already had more than their fill.
Instead,
we watch numerous improvisation exercises that often resemble out-takes from
Samuel Beckett plays. Frankly, these very theatric theatrical performances are
the least interesting parts of Vannuccini & Briat’s doc, but they get a
majority of the screentime, in a film that clocks in a whisker shy of an hour.
Fortunately for the narrator, her parents did not quite go to Mosquito Coast lengths.
However, their decision, not particularly well thought out, to spend several
years in Kenya was certainly disruptive. However, their three daughters had much
more fun than the children in Paul Theroux’s novel. During their Kenyan interlude,
they shared an experience that became the stuff of family legend. Yet, they
apparently remember it very differently. Director-screenwriter Torril Kove
tells her version of the tale in the 16-minute animated short film Maybe
Elephants, supported by the National Film Board of Canada, which has been shortlisted
by the Academy.
Hopefully,
the Academy does not mind sequels in this category, because Maybe Elephants is
a loose follow-up to Kove’s Me and My Moulton. The prior nominated short
looked back at Kove childhood in 1960s Norway, living with two very hippy-dippy
parents. They seem a bit more grounded when Maybe Elephants starts in
the 1970s. Her father has comfortably settled into life as a middle-class
architect. However, the narrator’s mother shows signs of discontent that perhaps
even hint at a relatively mild but persistent form of depression.
Then
one day, the narrator’s mother (also a trained but under-employed architect)
announces she wants to move to somewhre, anywhere in Africa, to help plan and build public works.
Rather archly, her daughters ask how she knows the Africans even want her help.
Nevertheless, the family moves to Kenya, but it is their father who secures the
three-year posting with an NGO. Arguably, the change of scenery still does them
good. There is also an incident with elephants—maybe.
Beyond the zombies, it is easy to understand how Umbrella, the evil
pharmaceutical company in the Resident Evil video game franchise would
resonate with an old-fashioned liberal like George A. Romero. Ironically, that
distrust of big pharma has become more prevalent on the populist “right” in
recent years. Similarly, Romero’s commentary regarding government censorship
and misinformation during times of crisis probably seemed “leftwing” when he
made Diary of the Dead, but it lands very differently today. If the
government ever starts censoring his films, it will start with Diary.
Unfortunately, fans never had the chance to see Romero’s take on the popular
survival horror game, even though he scripted several drafts. Friends and
insiders consider what might have been and offer their tributes to the master
in Brandon Salisbury’s documentary, George A. Romero’s Resident Evil,
which releases today on VOD.
Everyone
at the Japanese video game company Capcom fully understood the Resident Evil
game never would have existed without George Romero. He essentially
launched zombie horror with Night of the Living Dead and maintained it
as a subgenre with his subsequent sequels. Evidently, Romero felt the same way,
so he had mixed feelings about the game (which he claimed to enjoy).
Nevertheless, Capcom was eager to forge a closer association, so they hired
Romero to direct the commercial for the second installment of the game (known
as Biohazard in Japan).
Inevitably,
the commercial caused a minor sensation in the horror world and it helped
propel the new game to record-setting sales. Consequently, Capcom recommended
Romero to direct the feature film adaptation. Although the surviving rough
drafts of his proposed scripts are all pretty rough, fans agree they would have
captured the spirit of the games much more successfully than the Paul W.S.
Anderson live-action movies. However, a key executive at Constantine Films, the
Germany production company, just didn’t understand the IP they bought—and eventually
fired Romero, because he did.
Salisbury’s
doc grows a small but growing list of films that document films that never came
to be, but should have, as previously exemplified by Jodorowsky’s Dune and
Henri-Georges Cluzot’s Inferno. Sadly, Romero’s Resident Evil never
advanced as far as either of those non-films.
In the Communist-era Czechoslovakia, there was not much difference between the
orphanages and the prisons. Emma Cerna would know, because she “served time” in
both. Unfortunately, the lingering effects of her various institutionalizations
cause her to continue cycles of dysfunctional behavior in Viktor Taus’s Girl
America, which screens this week at Bohemian National Hall in New York.
Cerna’s
mother was a party-person who could never really face reality, once she became
a parent. Frankly, trouble dealing with reality runs in her family. She comes
to share her older delinquent brother Mirek’s delusion their long-absent father
waits for them in America (building the United States into an unrealiistic paradise in Cerna's mind). Since her mother frequently disappears on long
benders, Cerna must act as a mother to her toddler brother. Eventually, the neighbors
finally call social services, who separate the two siblings. Sadly, her little
brother vanishes into the socialist system, never to be seen again, at least by
her.
However,
Cerna briefly reunites with her older brother when the authorities transfer him
to her orphanage. Unfortunately, his rebelliousness and the schoolmarm-ism head
mistress’s prejudices soon result in his expulsion. Nevertheless, Cerna
develops sisterly feelings towards many of her fellow orphans. Somehow, the orphanage
successfully places her with decent foster parents (although her step-sister is
admittedly a pill), but she prefers the fantasy of her American father over a
flesh-and-blood home. Inevitably, her self-destructive behavior lands her back
in another state facility, of the correctional variety, where again she finds comradery
with young women very much like her.
That
all sounds pretty grim, which it often is. Yet, Taus’s visual approach is so
wildly surreal, it sometimes makes the film rather confusing to follow.
Frankly, between the bleak tone and the stylistic excesses, Girl America might
be the most exhausting film of the decade.
Regardless,
it is clear everyone invested their hearts and souls in this film. Klara Kitto,
Julie Soucova, and Pavla Beretova are all equally and relentlessly devastating
as Cerna, from childhood through adulthood. However, Tomas Sean Psenicka really
stands out as a potential breakout international star for his intense, but also
edgily charismatic performance as big brother Mirek.
KGBeast is one of DC’s most sinister villains, but his alter-ego, Anatoli
Knyazev was converted into a good-guy on Arrow, because who could believe
Russians might commit heinous crimes against humanity? So far, DC animated
productions have been much more successful incorporating its Cold War characters
and legacy, especially in Superman: Red Son. As a further case in point,
the early 2000’s animated Teen Titans series offered an interesting take
on Red Star in the episode “Snowblind,” which screens at the Paley Center as
part of its Winter Frolic programming.
In
this version of DC reality, Leonid Kovar, a.k.a. Red Star, was the lucky
subject of a Soviet “super-soldier” experiment devised by the notoriously
reliable Prof. Chang (a recurring villain in the animated series). Yet, much
like the Hulk, the super-Soviet could not control his powers. When
over-agitated, he expelled tremendous bursts of radioactive energy.
Consequently, Red Star sequestered himself in an adapted bunker outside the secret
military installation where he was formerly based.
Suspicious
radioactive readings brought the Teen Titans to Kovar’s remote Siberian
homeland. However, Red Star is not producing the energy they detected. There is
something else terrorizing the local village, but they just assume it is the same
radioactive devil they know.
Screenwriter
Rob Hoegee does his best to play down Red Star’s Communist era origins, but
they are inescapable. Indeed, Raskov, his former commander turned persecutor, bears
all the worst hallmarks of the Soviet era military. However, this version of
Red Star is an acutely tragic character, who is developed fairly thoroughly for
a half-hour episode.
Evidently, in 1,400 years, or so, there will still be people who believe in magic—not just
Jedi and Bene Gesserit mental powers, but straight up magic. However, they will
no longer spell Djinn with a “D.” Regardless, a luckless loser finds a certain
lamp in director-screenwriter-editor Matt Busch’s Aladdin 3477: The Jinn of
Wisdom, which is now available on VOD.
Yes,
his name is Aladdin and he eventually stumbles across a lamp, but it is clear
Busch was more interested in remaking Star Wars (even giving it
poster-placement and a shout-out) rather than The Thief of Baghdad. Aladdin
hopes to rescue a princess, which is a common element to both films, but his
constant companion is a robot named Fidgi, shaped suspiciously like R2D2, but
he flies very much like V.I.N.CENT in the Black Hole.
There
is also a dodgy adventurer who keeps conning thieves into trying to steal the Jinn
of Wisdom’s lamp from its buried tomb, but he can never successfully negotiate
the inevitable “you throw me the idol, I throw you the whip” impasse. Of
course, Aladdin agrees to be his next unwitting victim.
In
fact, it takes about an hour before the Jinn makes his first appearance. Frankly,
the first fifteen minutes are entirely devoted to Aladdin running through a
Hong Kong bizarre, trying to avoid the cops and his vengeful ex. That would be
Hong Kong, China, as it is identified. The United States also happens to now be
part of the United States of China, so Busch certainly did his best to position
the film for a Chinese distribution deal.
There
are times when the film’s grungy but inventive special effects hold nostalgic
charm, especially for fans of Roger Corman’s Star Wars knockoffs (like Space
Raiders). However, the titular character is boorishly obnoxious, especially
in his treatment Oomi, his torch-carrying protector.
For fishermen, the sea provides sustenance, but what it really generated
were superstitions. The Draugur (or Draugr)
was supposedly one of them. However, a fishing camp in Iceland’s frozen Westfjords
are about to learn they are actually real, because Thordur Palsson’s The
Damned is horror movie that opens today in theaters.
There
is no going back for the crew of Eva’s fishing boat, because no ships would
dare traverse the icy waters until the thaw. Unfortunately, the fishing has
been so poor, they have resorted to eating their bait. Technically, the widowed
Eva owns the outfit, but her burly but much older second husband Ragnar acts as
the skipper, foreman, and taskmaster. She has the final word, but Eva usually
defers to him, so she does so again when a ship freakishly wrecks on the reefs
surrounding their bay. He insists they cannot even feed themselves, so they
cannot afford to rescue more hungry mouths.
Obviously,
this generates some bad karma—especially when Eva and Ragnar organize a salvage
operation to scavenge supplies. In fact, it gets rather ugly when they must
beat off survivors. Of course, spooky old Helga recognizes all this provides a
conducive environment for vengeful draugurs. Sure enough, something seems to
soon start preying on the fishing camp, killing them off one-by-one and/or
driving them mad. Helga tries to protect them with traditional charms, but to
no avail.
Palsson
and screenwriter Jamie Hannigan serve up another generous helping of folk
horror. The isolated coastal location, the washed-out color palate, and the
bleak tone prompt comparisons to Robert Eggers’ The Lighthouse. Yet,
even though The Damned is moody in the extreme, Palsson still maintains
a healthier pace, which is quite impressive.
Admittedly,
Palsson relies on casting to provide much of the shorthand character
development for his supporting cast, like Francis Magee as burly middle-aged Skuli,
baby-faced Michael Og Lane as nervous Aron, and Rory McCann as grizzled Ragnar.
Yet, that economy often serves genre films relatively well—and it works here.
Gen Z'ers could learn a lot from Det. Jim Corrigan’s work ethic. He works
his colleagues’ cases as well as his own. Plus, he is technically dead, yet he
never makes any excuses. Those evil-doers will not punish themselves, but
Corrigan will, as the human host for an ex-demon-turned-righteous-spirit-of-vengeance.
His latest case is very Hollywood, but that won’t impress Corrigan in Joaquim
Dos Santos’s DC Showcase: The Spectre. (Technically, today is Corrigan’s
in-world birthday, but he isn’t very festive anymore.)
In
most storylines, Corrigan was killed while on his way to celebrate his
engagement. Presumably, he knew Aimee Brenner sometime before that. They were
once an item, so he duly arrives at the crime scene to comfort her—and annoy
below-average Lt. Brice. As a bigtime studio producer, her father, Foster
Brenner had no shortage of enemies. However, several former collaborators whom
Brenner cut out of his latest blockbuster were particularly vocal expressing
their grievances.
Frankly,
you probably wouldn’t need to be the Spectre to solve this case, but he can do
it especially quickly. Essentially, the Spectre visits the accused, sort of
like the Ghosts of Christmas, showing them horrific visions based on their guilty
memories. The makeup artist (who maybe not coincidentally partly resembles Tom Savini)
is in for a particularly rough time, because of all the macabre models and
props in his studio.
The
coolest thing about The Spectre is its funky 1970s vibe. It could almost
pass for an animated cousin of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. The
deliberately hazy look suits the murky morality of its Hollywood setting, while
the soundtrack from The Track Team, Jeremy Zuckerman & Benjamin Wynn sounds
very era-appropriate.
There are conspicuous biases and an unfortunate lack of tension throughout Peacock's LOCKERBIE: A SEARCH FOR THE TRUTH. Yet, at least it provides a timely reminder of the continuing threat of state-sponsored terrorism, including violent extremist Palestinian groups, according to its driven subject, Dr. Jim Swire. EPOCH TIMES review up here.
Harbin is the largest city in Northeastern China, but in the early 1900s, it
was as Russian as Moscow. Back then, it was a major hub on the Russian-owned
Chinese Eastern Railway, linking Vladivostok to Port Arthur. For the Korean
resistance army, it was an advantageous area to operate, because the Imperial
Japanese army had to respect the authority of the Russian government. For a
future national hero in need of redemption, a Japanese state visit represents
an opportunity to strike a blow for independence in Woo Min-ho’s Harbin,
which opens Friday in theaters.
Anh
Jung-geun fought and bled to liberate Korea. Unfortunately, as the film opens,
he faces disgrace for allowing a potentially hard-fought victory to turn into a
bitter defeat. The General learns the hard way that when your enemy offers to
commit Seppuku, you ought to let him do so. Instead, Anh showed Maj. Tatsuo Mori mercy,
by disarming and releasing him under the current international laws of warfare.
Mori repaid his kindness by wiping out Anh’s army with artillery.
Frankly,
most of the resistance army’s ruling council consider Anh’s conduct foolish,
bordering on outright treason. Yet, sufficient confidence remains in his
loyalty to assign him a possibly game-changing mission that holds little chance
of survival. Anh will lead a team tasked with assassinating Ito Hirobumi, the
former Japanese Prime Minister and Resident General of Korea, who continues to
act as the behind-the-scenes power broker, while he makes an official
diplomatic visit to Harbin.
Yet,
Anh’s misfortunes continue, when he is separated from traveling partners, Kim
Sang-hyun (probably his staunchest defender) and Woo Deok-sun (his fiercest
critic) on the train to Harbin. When they eventual reunite in the future
Chinese Russian city, it will become clear one of them has been turned by Mori.
Compared
to the similarly themed Assassination, Harbin is much more
cerebral and considerably slower in pace. However, its intrigue definitely
intrigues. In fact, Woo Min-ho and co-screenwriter Kim Min-seung address themes
of mercy and redemption in a surprisingly thoughtful manner.
Still,
Woo executes several warfighting scenes with brutal realism. In fact, the sight
of Anh staggering along the Tumen River will likely become the defining image
of Harbin, thanks to striking way cinematographer Hong Kyung-pyo frames
these sequences. Nevertheless, Woo concentrates on recreating the paranoia and
feelings of outraged impudence that tormented the underground resistance.
Happy New Year. It is a new year, but some of the best films of 2024
will only start opening outside of New York this month. My colleagues and I at
CINEMA DAILY US have posted our top 10 lists (here), which are filled with great
films you should either look out for or catch up with.